The act of claiming to have no cash for social activities then going on to buy numerous expensive items.
Person A: I thought you said you had no money for nights out yet you’ve been to three festivals this year bought a brand new car and 3 new sets of clothes?
Person B: Sorry I actually had money this whole time I just didn’t want to spend it.
Person A: You’ve been pulling an MJ on us this whole time!!!
Person B: Sorry I actually had money this whole time I just didn’t want to spend it.
Person A: You’ve been pulling an MJ on us this whole time!!!
by Tranquilliser Tony September 25, 2022
Get the Pulling an MJ mug.Kevin and Jason jumped into some bushes off of a two story building and it gave me a total mind job (MJ).
by jnepure July 11, 2009
Get the Mind Job (MJ) mug.Something you say to a dog to calm them down; you may have to replace "MJ" with the dog's actualy name.
Originated from when I was playing with my sis's boyfriend's dog (which is shortened to the initials MJ). Then I said that cause I was bored and she was trying to jump on me.
Me: Mary, stay down!
*dog is jumping at me*
Me: Yo MJ what up dog?
*she stops jumping at me*
Me: Mary, stay down!
*dog is jumping at me*
Me: Yo MJ what up dog?
*she stops jumping at me*
by kalley treay July 3, 2007
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Get the dirty mj mug.Daniol: hey terren you thought you could get high by eating weed huh
Terren: yeah how did you know haha
Daniol: caught you pulling a reverse mj last night
Terren: haha classic
Daniol: haha
Terren: yeah how did you know haha
Daniol: caught you pulling a reverse mj last night
Terren: haha classic
Daniol: haha
by cool customer April 24, 2017
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Get the hfi; mj efjbyaps ur bpyefk mug.When your girl does a handstand against a wall and spreads her leg, you then stand in front and go ham with as many fingers as desired ( in the motion of bouncing a basketball )
by Fun4lyfe October 24, 2017
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