by m.steez September 2, 2010
Get the Mansionary mug.People from (usually) Christian faiths who go knocking door to door spreading their view on Christianity (or likewise). They most common variety are the LDS (mormons) and Jehova's Witnesses (Jay Dubs).
They can easily be identified, the LDS Missionaries always wear either suits or white shirts, ties, and slacks and always come in pairs of two, and in rare occasions three. The JW missionaries usually come in a car with at least two (sometimes a full car) and only one will knock on each door (as compared to LDS missionaries who both go to the same door at the same time). Also, LDS missionaries are usually 19-21 year old men, occasionally women of the same age, and in even rarer occasions elderly couples. The Jehova Witnesses come in nearly the full spectrum of human age.
Contrary to popular belief, not all mormon missionaries ride bikes. Some of them get cars, and some only walk.
They can easily be identified, the LDS Missionaries always wear either suits or white shirts, ties, and slacks and always come in pairs of two, and in rare occasions three. The JW missionaries usually come in a car with at least two (sometimes a full car) and only one will knock on each door (as compared to LDS missionaries who both go to the same door at the same time). Also, LDS missionaries are usually 19-21 year old men, occasionally women of the same age, and in even rarer occasions elderly couples. The Jehova Witnesses come in nearly the full spectrum of human age.
Contrary to popular belief, not all mormon missionaries ride bikes. Some of them get cars, and some only walk.
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by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
Get the Miss Ionary mug.A person spreading religion in 3rd world countries with no intention to help the locals with other matters, even when they're obviously more important.
by Lintstaz March 17, 2012
Get the Missionazi mug.a sexual position that is essentially the same as the missionary style position, only with an emphasis on the kissing aspect of the intercourse enabled by its physics; often couples who have established a deeply-intimate, intensely-passionate romance will employ the kissionary method when in the mood for a more sensual form of carnal interaction
EXAMPLE 1:
Mike: Joe and Beth are so in love.
Martha: Yeah? How do you know?
Mike: Well, cause Beth told me the they did it kissionary style last night.
Martha: Kissionary style? Wow, it's gettin' serious between them two, huh?
Mike: Indeed, Martha. Indeed it is.
EXAMPLE 2:
Passionate Lover 1: Baby, I'm a do you right tonight.
Passionate Lover 2: Oh yeah, sexy? Tell me more...
Passionate Lover 1: Well, I was thinking we could do it kissionary style.
Passionate Lover 2: Oh damn. You done got me turned on now. Nothing's hotter than kissionary...
Passionate Lover 1: Indeed, passionate lover 2. Indeed there is not.
Mike: Joe and Beth are so in love.
Martha: Yeah? How do you know?
Mike: Well, cause Beth told me the they did it kissionary style last night.
Martha: Kissionary style? Wow, it's gettin' serious between them two, huh?
Mike: Indeed, Martha. Indeed it is.
EXAMPLE 2:
Passionate Lover 1: Baby, I'm a do you right tonight.
Passionate Lover 2: Oh yeah, sexy? Tell me more...
Passionate Lover 1: Well, I was thinking we could do it kissionary style.
Passionate Lover 2: Oh damn. You done got me turned on now. Nothing's hotter than kissionary...
Passionate Lover 1: Indeed, passionate lover 2. Indeed there is not.
by commie22 December 19, 2010
Get the kissionary mug.by rurick26 April 5, 2009
Get the Mitionary mug.A group of annoying religeous fanatics who come to your door to attempt to convert you to their pathetic religeon. Usually having no respect for anybody else but their own scewed beliefs about how they can become gods, and in the case of the mormons, racism and polygamy.
-Immune to logic
-Wears a suit and tie usually
-Funded by massive religeous projects that rip money out of the poor dumb people who follow them
-Travel in groups of 2 usually
-Extremely stupid, and they often sacrifice a whole 2 years of their lives (thats 2% of your life if your optimistic).
-Immune to logic
-Wears a suit and tie usually
-Funded by massive religeous projects that rip money out of the poor dumb people who follow them
-Travel in groups of 2 usually
-Extremely stupid, and they often sacrifice a whole 2 years of their lives (thats 2% of your life if your optimistic).
Hello there, we have come to tell you about some great news! Fact of the matter is, you can be IMMORTAL! you can actually FLY and make black people pick cotton for you. just JOIN our religeon. DO IT NOW OR DIE! WERE A MISSIONARIES!
by mogel September 25, 2006
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