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isanti, Minnesota

Isanti is a quiet town, everything is nice and peaceful, the kids will be playing and people are nice. There are no drugs there and everyone is nice and happy!

That being said, everything i said is a bullshit lie

Everyone sucks even me, I'm the worst, the kids are out smoking Marijuana veryone treats you like shit and people want to commit suicide. This is a loud county and will always be loud, such it up and fucking deal with it.
I live in isanti, Minnesota and it socks asd
by A little sack of crap July 17, 2021
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Minnesota Kiss

Like an Eskimo Kiss but it is on your Balls with a Cold Nose!
Right when I was getting ready to leave she went down and gave me a Minnesota Kiss, Then she Blew me!

Man she gave me a Minnesota Kiss & I couldn't stop laughing
by Diabolical Witch September 10, 2012
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Minnesota Inhaler

The act of shoving one’s face in your partners anis and sucking the fart out; it can also be used with a straw. It also considered rude if you don’t blow the fart in your partners face after
I was giving my partner a Minnesota inhaler and she almost pooped.
by Dildo 6996 December 12, 2022
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fertile minnesota

A plac where theres nothing to do but drink outside. Like dont come here. Literally if youve never been here youre so lucky. Seriously stay away.
Hey should wr get an apartment in Thief River Falls?

Fuck no man thats almost as bad as fertile minnesota
by Lolyourpissedfyourefromfertile January 29, 2017
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minnesota shower

To cum on one's own titties.
Last night I was working something out on my own and accidentally gave myself a Minnesota shower
by Cokton August 28, 2016
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Minnesota Speedball

The combination of caffeine and THC in large quantities, optionally including nicotine.

Used by laborers and gamers alike.
I had a Minnesota Speedball to get me through the day.
by BichaelBuble November 7, 2023
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Minnesota Lightswitch

Minnesota Lightswitch Time (With finger extended) Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh
by PeterSpiderman January 30, 2009
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