cringe my minge

When someone or something is unbearable, it provokes a cringe sensation in your whole body including your minge.. hence why it must be unbearable.

" ahh he just saw me naked"- PERSON 1

"ohh dear.. cringe my minge"

by bootay caller June 26, 2009

Pickled My Minge

When a fat woman sweats to the point, the secretions gather in her genital area, thus creating a pickled minge, which offensively smelling.

Ohhh Noooo I've Pickled My Minge!

by LuKurse November 23, 2011

closed-minded

one who doesn't accept an idea, or person for one or more reasons

closed-minded person: Rock sucks because it doesn't sound as cool as rap.
open-minded person: Rock isn't something i care for.

by Animeman64 September 4, 2008

weak minded beta male pussy

Elijah Jinx. Caleb Butler. Someone who has little brain power to form simple thought's has nothing between their legs. Too weak to bench 135 someone who sucks more dick than their own mother

Fuckers

Oh you weak minded beta male pussy I can't believe you did that

by Zachmotherfuckingdoyle December 22, 2016

Open minded

Used primarily on dating and hook-up apps/sites it denotes that the profile owner is open to the use of illicit drugs, chemsex and/or PnP sessions by adding it into there profile header, introduction or any place where the user can enter text.

I work hard and I play even harder and I am very open minded. I’m looking for hung, toned or muscled guys and who are also open minded, for long play sessions.

by DefinitiveME March 16, 2019

trouser minge

A ver long, out of date fanny.

"i think i have a trouser minge"

by Robert Lamb November 20, 2006

Dusty Minge Fart

An elderly woman far past her prime yet still on the hunt for young boy meat.
Normally the "Dusty Minge Fart" is a crazed nymphomaniac which has a furious hunger for boy cock. The vagina of the "Dusty Minge Fart" resembles a wizards sleeve and is normally weighed down with at least 3kg of dust. Although the "Dusty Minge Fart" is allways a virgin, the vagina allways hangs low and loose like a moist pendulum.
If looking out for the "Dusty Minge Fart", look for large wollen socks. These socks are commonly worn by the "Dusty Minge Fart" because they are used to keep the fanny lips warm. One fanny lip for each foot.

Christian: Hey Peter, check out that Dusty Minge Fart over there!

Peter: Shut up man! Thats Miss. Townsend! My maths teacher... ... ...

Christian: Why are here fucking trousers so fucking high, I can literally see the outline of her camel toe!

Peter: She's buff innit...

Christian: FUCK! SHE'S LEAKING!!

by C&P - Maths ;) May 18, 2011