Fair to midland

The most amazing band in the world. Darroh Sudderth's voice has been known to make women orgasm, and make angels and grown men cry.

"Dude why are your eyes so red?"
"I was crying"
"Ha! You pussy!"

*Plays Fair to midland*
*Other man starts sobbing*

by imawhale December 28, 2011

Midgard

One of the three realms in Mythic Entertainment's Dark Age of Camelot. Midgard is made up of extremely overpowered classes. 3 out of 4 Midgard casters have a 'lifetap' ability, that makes them extremely effective in 1 vs 1 combat. They are often extremely reclusive in nature preferring to stay on their own continent instead of waging a war against the other two realms. A survey recently conducted suggest that 95% of all Midgard has never ventured past the North Sea, preferring instead to stay around the Bledmeer Bridge region. The other 5% has been reported to take advantage of the fact that Midgard has extremely overpowered classes and form very deadly l33t 8 man gank groups. Despite the fact that they're highly overpowered, the majority of people do no play Midgard. The land is very bleak and they have small huts that appear to be made of straw and sticks. Also the races are very ugly, infact the only one that looks cool is the Norseman.

Even though I'd like to play Midgard and whip everyones ass, I can't stand it because of all the ugly ass female trolls.

by screw hibernia July 2, 2005

Cabell Midland

A school with one heck of a quiz bowl team that never wins anymore because they are too afraid to push a little red button.

When was the last time Cabell Midland won?

by Generalissimo Katiekinz January 31, 2009

West Midlands

Full of roadmen And chavs and all of the stabbings are there

Roadman: wagwan fam I’m from the West Midlands init

by A soft cock September 27, 2020

Midland

Midland, Texas. The single most amazing town in the entire world. There is legitimately no other place to live other than Midland. When people talk about how awful it is, it is very obviously a very funny joke because no one would EVER say anything bad about Midland, Texas. Because honestly, there is absolutely nothing bad to say about this wonderful place. Everyone is so classy and friendly and smart and there is never a dull moment. One will never run out of things to do in Midland. Why? Because it is the best town in the entire fucking world. Everyone wishes they could live there, but they're scared they'll never want to leave. Midland forever.

person 1: Hey what should we do tonight? I'm so bored.
person 2: LETS GO TO MIDLAND!
person 1: YEAH! best idea you've EVER HAD!!!!

person 1: this is almost as great as midland.
person 2: nothing is as great as midland.

person 1: I love you like I love Midland.
person 2: Wow, let's just get married now.

MIDLUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by ilovemidland November 1, 2012

Midgardsormr

A server in the MMORPG Final Fantasy XI (FFXI). Good bunch, although we have many infamous characters.

Midgardsormr? Isn't that the most expensive server? /cry

by Ramariel January 11, 2005

Midlakes

Midlakes: noun. 1. A place where no one can mind their own business. 2. A person who starts drama because they are not content with their own life.

As you walk through Midlakes, everyone there seems to know your life story, because of the rumors they hear/create.

by alice9 October 23, 2011