by bigbob124 January 27, 2021
Get the Microsoft Edgemug. A notional Microsoft product that is installed on wetware and produces that weird, hypnotic, glassy expression some sheeple get when they praise Microsoft products in the face of adversity.
I was ranting about how fgets made my code segfault on my Linux box when the secretary's Microsoft Glaze kicked in and she started praising Visual C++.
by ke6isf November 7, 2003
Get the microsoft glazemug. A very racist rewards site. You can get more points based on which country you are. In America you can get a lot of points. In any other European country other than Germany you get shit
by CookedCat August 7, 2022
Get the Microsoft rewardsmug. Complete and utter crap.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.
I hate my school for not havin' taught us how to use apple Macintosh instead of piece of shit Microsoft Windows!
by fuckitall June 11, 2006
Get the microsoft windowsmug. by Max Dish June 10, 2007
Get the microsoft wordmug. With each subsequent release of a product, the chance of failure grows ever closer to 100%, without ever touching 100%, yet.
Non-Techie: Damnit! My fail copy of Windows crashed again. Why does it keep doing this?
Techie: Microsoft's Law, obviously. Just install Windows 95, it'll work much better.
Techie: Microsoft's Law, obviously. Just install Windows 95, it'll work much better.
by Shardok GraBug January 11, 2010
Get the Microsoft's Lawmug. a old group whos only hope of staying in buisness is the xbox. this company is run by are gay i think jew friend, Bill Gates. this man thinks is what us ghetto people call "chalk" for he may have money but has no one that likes him. In our morden day Nazi, racis people, and our crapy economy he has been forgoten.
by sexyshakertheodore December 22, 2010
Get the microsoftmug.