Michaela

One of the most beautiful human beings to walk the face of the earth. She has the looks, but even better she has a truly beautiful soul. She is smart, funny, kind, compassionate, and overall an amazing person to be around. She will never look upon you badly. A Michaela is able to find the good in everyone, and that is what makes her great. The more time you spend with her, the more you love her. She is angel on earth.

Over time she became a Michaela in my eyes.

by Silent Lover February 16, 2013

michael de santa

One of the three protagonists of the game , GTA - 5 , or Grand Theft Auto-5 . He is rich as hell , and his family is more spoilt than rotten milk....I'm serious; a big house having a fat son who does nothing but jerks off , smokes pot and keeps playing a game similar to C.O.D or Call Of Duty, a daughter who is sluttish and tries to make a career in the movies, but turns out to be a skank always and a wife who is a hypocrite....an alcohol binging, drug using "yoga" woman. Her yoga , means your verginity loss. Michael gives more than just one fuck about all these things...but the reason behind his richness , is his and his wife's horrible past. He , along with his best friends -Trevor Philips , Brad , and Lester was a trailer trash bank robber. He met his wife ,Amanda , who at that time was no one but a stripper. Their life could make you comment things like "Fuckin' white trash cunts!" Or something like that. Once, during a robbery, their getaway vehicle- a helicopter , was missing. Due to this, the cops started shooting at them. Brad got shot, so did Mike. Trevor was all alone fighting the cops. He couldn't hold them off, and had to run away. Lester was caught by the cops and was granted a bail, but had a broken leg for the rest of his life. The next thing Trevor witnessed was the funerel of "dearly beloved Michael Townley". Little or nothing did anyone know, that Michael ran off with the money, set up a base for buisness in San Andreas and became rich.

Guy 1 - hey Tracey, your booty look sexy! Can I have a night with you?
Tracey De Santa- Im michael de santa's daughter , you dick!

Guy 2 to guy 1- the next thing that's gonna happen is a bald headed old guy who supposedly is her fathers friend, is going to pull your easophagus out of your earholes. So , run.

by Fuck_you_thats_why November 13, 2014

Michaella

A name of a very beautiful girl. She doesn't know she is beautiful. Best girlfriend in the world. Often she will find herself unhappy, as she tries to make everyone feel good before herself. She is damn sexy, cute, and sweet. She can be shy at times but is great in bed. Most girls don't get along good with her seeing as they are jealous. She is an amazing person and a very loyal friend. Also, gives the best blow jobs known to man.

"Dude! You're dating Michaella? Nice man."

by screwtwilight187 February 5, 2010

Michael Jackson

The Greatest Singer in the whole World. Put a new meaning to Music. Sing Pop, Rock, and R&B. The King of Pop. Millions of fans all over the world.

Sold Billions and Billions of Records

by Malcolm Mcfarlane May 23, 2005

Michael Jackson

Genius, simply pure genius.. a man who didn't deserve the media's corruption and a man who will go down in history as The King Of Pop.

"Hey Barbara, remember Michael Jackson?"
"Yeah.. he was damn amazing.. i'll tell you that!"

by TheBrine May 17, 2010

Michael Jacksoning

The act of becoming aware of the great loss of a person after they die who you only wished you had loved and appreciated more when they were alive. You've been hit by the Michael Jackson "lightning bolt" which causes you to start Michael Jacksoning, e.g., you watch nothing but Michael Jackson videos on YouTube, you buy all the books by authentic authors about Michael Jackson, you become a better person by treating everyone kindly and giving to others in need because of the influence of Michael Jackson, etc.

"There's an old saying that you don't miss the water until the well goes dry. When Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009, the world was in a state of shock, so everyone started Michael Jacksoning."

by PY Love and Peace November 15, 2012

Michaelbaytion

1) -n. Any shitty, mindless Hollywood product which relies on explosions, hard rock music, and a special effects budget exceeding the GDP of third world nations to cover up lack of thought or effort in other areas. Typically all of them.

2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.

See CSI: Miami.

1) "I'm going to go see G.I. Joe, it looks so awesome!"

"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."

2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.

by stopmotionsunrise November 15, 2009