Mexican taco

Mexican pussy

Sammy s sisters pussy looked like a mexican taco

Mexican taco by nuke mexico!!! September 9, 2010

mexican thumper 

dry humping while exclaiming orgasmily "yo quiero taco bell"

Instead of dropping the chalupa, i did the mexican thumper on her ass.

mexican thumper by McWheel February 12, 2010

Mexican Taser 

When a person (mostly female) swings a load of (preferably frozen) bread into a male attacker's crotch in self defense in order to stun them.

Robber: *points a gun at shopper* "Give me your money!"
Shopper: *swings loaf of bread she was carrying into robbers balls* "MEXICAN TASER!!"
Robber: *drops the gun and screams in pain*
Shopper: *runs away*.

Mexican Taser by Skullkan May 2, 2010

Mexican Taco

Sexual intercourse and felatio with excremented genitalia.

Juan took a huge shit on Maria`s clitoris and pussyhole then plunged his cock into the steaming loaf forcing it into her pussyhole, after ejaculating on her clit he begins to munch on the Mexican Taco.

Mexican Taco by Rage July 25, 2008

mexican torpedo

When you take a bottle of tobasco sauce and your rub it all over your hands then you spread your hoe's legs apart and put your fists together then simply shove it in her vagina in rapid succession

As the drunk sheep started to spread her furry legs Kinder came jumping out of the dark and mexican torpedo'd the sheep's vagina.

mexican torpedo by Chris Kinder June 11, 2006

Mexican Tuxedo

An outfit consisting of a Dickies shirt and matching Dickies pants

boy 1:is that your dad wearing the Mexican Tuxedo?

Boy 2: Unfortunately, yes

Mexican Tuxedo by the rillist August 16, 2010

mexican touch 

The elusive touch of a Mexican citizen

Bro #1: Fam, chill. Don't get your nasty ass Mexican touch on me .
Bro#2 (Mexican): Nize it I just had tacos they be smellin' fresh af

mexican touch by Bro 25 May 6, 2016