Merle

An overly large penis.

Guy: Hey girl, you ready to do it? *whip's it out*

Girl: WOW, Now that's a Merle

by sumyung April 18, 2010

Cold Merle

The act of taking ones bowel movement and freezing it, then once frozen using it as a masterbatory aid.

Cold Merle is not limited to solid movements. A loose stool can be put into a condom then with the end being tied off, can then be frozen and also used for ones personal pleasure tool.

Other names include, stool tool, shit stick, poo sickle.

Janet loves a cold Merle on a hot summers day.

by MurphBerg December 31, 2009

Marleny

One of the most awesome girls you could ever meet. Although sometimes is overly emo, and is easily pwnable. Also another term for "Eevee" From pokemon.

Ash// Ho shit, Is that a marleny?
Marleny// -Pees on Ash's leg-

by Quil January 13, 2008

Merenda

1. (v) to drive slow, while playing "drive slow", while playing padiddle.
2. (adv)(Merendaly) to repeatedly apologize for nothing in particular
3. (adj) Being the most gangst-UH est purr-son EVAH! Fucka what?!?! suck on that bitch.

1.(v) Person 1- "Hey, lets go merenda in my car later!"
Person 2- "Okay, make sure the jams are bumpin"
2.(adv) Person 1- "Omg, i'm so sorry!"
Person 2- "It's okay, stop being merendaly"
3.(adj) Yo, bein a merenda, is like da most gangst-UH est thang, EVA! Don't be hatin on ma shit, bitch. Peace out FUCKAS!

by gagsta-love101 February 2, 2008

Merleize

To bust a full load into a pussy.(1) aka Cum inside a girl without pulling out with no protection.

I merleized her last night dude.

I couldnt find a condom so I just merleized

by Merleizor December 18, 2009

oral medlen

A sexual act involving a large amount of bodily waste that is placed upon the female partner in some fashion. Common variations encourage this move to take place in a site of religious worship.

"Damn, I've seen terrible things, but never an Oral Medlen before."

by santaanna June 16, 2008

Marlena Workman

The most beautiful of all of God's creations. Some consider her to be an angel in human form.

I, Blake Baird, am in love with Marlena!

by Blake August 8, 2004