The female counter-part to nut-meg in soccer. It is when a soccer ball is intentionally, cleanly, and successfully directed through the gap created by a girl's (the victim's) planted legs during soccer. This usually causes a momentary stun/deer-in-the-headlights reaction from the victim because of the initial shock and disbelief of what just happened. There must be an intent on the offender's part to shoot the gap with the ball for a smeg-meg to occur. If it happens accidentally, an official smeg-meg did not occur. I came up with this one circa 1990.
Person #1 "Did you see that girl get nut-megged?"
Person #2 "A girl can't get nut-megged, she got smeg-megged"
Person #2 "A girl can't get nut-megged, she got smeg-megged"
by Ace Binkley September 23, 2005
Get the Smeg-megmug. by futuramafan May 3, 2008
Get the meg griffinmug. When you gizz (nut) and shit in a salt shaker, then sprinkle it on a ho like nutmeg. Works best around the holiday season. And on girls named Meg. Also accepted as a topping on egg nog.
Do not confuse with Nutmeg, a tasty holiday spice. Also, as a side note, stay away from girls named Meg with nuts.
Do not confuse with Nutmeg, a tasty holiday spice. Also, as a side note, stay away from girls named Meg with nuts.
Shit, man, I just Nut-megged all over Meg! I'm glad she was covered in egg nog.
If you're playing soccer and your buddy just got nut-megged, talk to the ref. That shit's nasty.
If you're playing soccer and your buddy just got nut-megged, talk to the ref. That shit's nasty.
by Evanishigh January 3, 2008
Get the Nut-megmug. 1. to interrupt someone's jukebox selection by paying extra money for the "play next" feature.
2. to fill up a jukebox with hours of your own music so that nobody else in the establishment gets to hear their own selections.
2. to fill up a jukebox with hours of your own music so that nobody else in the establishment gets to hear their own selections.
Dude, can you believe Mikey just Meg Whited my songs? Now I have to sit through an hour of Dolly Parton before I get back to my tracks!
by rockinyermom November 19, 2010
Get the meg whitemug. by BigdaddyS October 4, 2016
Get the meg moodmug. A “meg” is a male / player who constantly sleeps with multiple females regardless of their status or look. This male wines up getting a infected penis.
Originated word : SMEGMA
Originated word : SMEGMA
by REALSAY July 14, 2019
Get the He’s a Megmug. To be Furry
What does it mean to be furry?
Does it mean one must speak the language of animalesetar on his knees
Does it mean that my choice of porn to peruse in
Must depict animals in acts society chooses not to enthuse in
Instead they take what they see and start accusing
As long as I don’t emulate what is meant to be on the cartoons that I watch
For my interests do not differ much from any other
And just because my choice to nuzzle with my muzzle
May puzzle those who don’t understand the concept
Doesn’t make me an example of what not to be
Because my given lifestyle doesn’t hinder my possibilities
Yet I don’t see myself having sex with a stray cat on the street
I just look to network in a network with a net worth of people to meet
For if there is something I have learned about people in the furry fandom
Is that there is nothing like the people who are in the furry fandom
Sure we have our flaws and insecurities
But furries are the nicest people around and that I can say with all surety
For you will never find acceptance in abundance
Much like the space the fandom creates
Interest in a concept beyond what most can assimilate
That we are what we believe in and the sonas we create
A frog and a dog, a cat and a bat
We come together as one and hate we combat
You see to me, what it means to be a furry
Is to be someone who is uniquely different
Yet inherently the same
Who isn’t afraid to express what is beyond the norm
What does it mean to be furry?
Does it mean one must speak the language of animalesetar on his knees
Does it mean that my choice of porn to peruse in
Must depict animals in acts society chooses not to enthuse in
Instead they take what they see and start accusing
As long as I don’t emulate what is meant to be on the cartoons that I watch
For my interests do not differ much from any other
And just because my choice to nuzzle with my muzzle
May puzzle those who don’t understand the concept
Doesn’t make me an example of what not to be
Because my given lifestyle doesn’t hinder my possibilities
Yet I don’t see myself having sex with a stray cat on the street
I just look to network in a network with a net worth of people to meet
For if there is something I have learned about people in the furry fandom
Is that there is nothing like the people who are in the furry fandom
Sure we have our flaws and insecurities
But furries are the nicest people around and that I can say with all surety
For you will never find acceptance in abundance
Much like the space the fandom creates
Interest in a concept beyond what most can assimilate
That we are what we believe in and the sonas we create
A frog and a dog, a cat and a bat
We come together as one and hate we combat
You see to me, what it means to be a furry
Is to be someone who is uniquely different
Yet inherently the same
Who isn’t afraid to express what is beyond the norm
by Ladybirdreal1 September 4, 2021
Get the bff megmug.