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Awkward meet and greet

The concept of taking 2 people who have an embarrassing connection with each other (whether it's an ex boyfriend/girlfriend, someone who got rejected by that person at a prior time, or just 2 people who have been known not to like each other) and introducing them to each other as if it's the first time they've ever met, thus making the situation very awkward. The best way is to push them close to each other and force them to shake hands.

This can be fun as a way to get small revenge on someone, or just for a good laugh. It's better doing it in a public place with a larger crowd such as a concert, sporting event, ect.

An awkward meet and greet, however, should NEVER be done with 2 people who are known to have a serious issue with one another, as it could lead to further problems if both people are unaware of the joke. Do at own risk.
John is with his best friend Bill at a concert where he sees Rachel, a girl Bill had asked out a few times but kept getting denied by with lame excuses.

John: (walking over to Rachel) Rachel, Rachel!

Rachel: What's up?

John: You've got to come over here to meet my friend (brings her over to Bill and pushes them together forcing them to shake hands)

Rachel and Bill: (Both with uncomfortable looks on their face)

John: Rachel this is Bill, Bill this is Rachel. I'd just thought I'd introduce my 2 good friends to each other.

Rachel: Oh... hey.

Bill: Uh, hey. (Walks away and pulls John with him) You suck, what was that for? That was so awkward.

John: Haha that's payback for not covering me last weekend, nothing like a good ol' awkward meet and greet!
by Do it live! September 22, 2012
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Meerkats

A slang term for a group of people who stand on objects, like chairs and stools, to get a better view of their surroundings. Usually occurs in lunch rooms when a special event is taking place. Standing in a group, they look like a pack of meerkats.
"Look at those meerkats standing on their lunch stools."
by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008
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Meet

A word in Ireland. It is another word for a snog or make-out. The usual "meet" lasts around 30 secounds or more. A person who has not "met" anyone before is called a frigit.
Will you meet me.
Will you meet my friend.
by adrunkirshfella July 10, 2010
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come meet my cat

To have sex with a female's pussy/vagina.
"Come upstairs so you can come meet my cat! ...If you know what I mean."
by Overstored Milk September 1, 2014
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meera

a name which comes from Sanscrit word for "ocean" see also Mira
Hello, my name is Meera. My name means ocean. What does yours mean? Oh... that's a lot less cool than Ocean.
by Mira J January 22, 2008
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Meet for coffee

Meet for coffee, then sex
Meet for coffee: Meet me for coffee? Or just straight to sex?
by magool October 9, 2014
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Meet Me At Camera Three

Made popular by the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. When you have a one on one conversation with someone where you blatantly criticize their decisions or ethics.
"Lisa, you can't keep kicking puppies. Meet me at camera three."
by markismyfish January 31, 2007
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