Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.

"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

bovine fecal matter

the clinical way of saying "bullshit"

Person A: "I don't lie, I always tell the truth"
RESPONSE: "that's that bovine fecal matter right there..."

by DocCullors August 7, 2012

Matterhorny

1. In a state of anxious anticipation to ride the Matterhorn roller coaster at Disneyland in California, meriting at least an 8.3 out of 10 on the arousal scale.

2. Looking forward to riding the Matterhorn due to the excitement of getting to straddle the person in front of you, or being straddled, if you are so lucky.

NOTE: Due to the intimacy of the ride, make sure you stand by the right person in line before boarding. Please remain seated; permanecer sentados por favor.

1. I'm so Matterhorny that when we see that first abominable snowman, I might just burst!

2. Bill's date at Disneyland got him all Matterhorny when she asked to sit in front of him on the best ride in the park. He couldn't wait for that long first ride uphill.

by Dickory May 18, 2008

matterbate

matt from twith who indeed is an eternal sex god

matt wants matterbate while reading this but he is live streaming

by matterbate February 23, 2014

Matter

1.) The substance or substances of which any physical object consists or is composed:
2.)physical or corporeal substance in general, whether solid, liquid, or gaseous, especially as distinguished from incorporeal substance, as spirit or mind, or from qualities, actions, and the like.

the matter of which the earth is made.

by Sexy beast 2001 June 1, 2017

matterline

Matterline is a very nice but confused person. She’s latina. She has so much empathy for others it’s insane. She’s nice, awesome, crazy, savage, and way more. But she is most definitely beautiful. To other people she may seem confident but she isn’t that much inside. Her life seems bipolar. Her mindset is mixed it a fixed but growth mindset. It depends how she feels. She has a nice body figure. She is modest. Very passionate about her culture. She could suffer of mental health. She wants all equality and world peace. Shes a lover of all human being. She understands you. Matterline is crazy and funny. She loves to hangout with boys more than girls. She stands up for her rights. She’s crazy with friends. She’s good at hiding her feelings. She’s attractive! She’s a wild girl but awesome.

Matterline is a funny girl.

by La prieta February 14, 2018

matterass

Matterass- mattress but in a janky way

“Your matterass is in a weird place.”

by Creator of Matterass December 26, 2022