The Matrix

A computer program that makes you believe that your in your own world, in reality the real world is controlled by AI Agents, and they use human beings as an energy source, because our bodies produce shitloads of energy

I take a shit on The Matrx

by ac February 13, 2004

Matrix Move

Any time one avoids something so deftly, or shows such otherworldly skill, when accomplishing any task, that it literally makes everyone around hold their breath, or something to that effect... that is a Matrix Move. This can describe almost anything, so long as it is done in an extraordinary way.
Matrix Moves almost always lead to an Epic Win, and be a result of skill, talent, or even just sheer blind, dumb, stupid luck.

"Did you see the way D took the Platoon Sergeant down, in hand-to-hand training? He totally used a Matrix Move!"

by Calculated_Risk 047 December 23, 2010

madridiots

Those brainless Real Madrid Fans who say nonsense facts to show they're cool.

Hey: did see messi's header goal vs sporting gijon ?
Madridiots: but Ronaldo can jump higher, messi is shit with 5 ballon d'or record..

by Bayern rapeen madrid April 18, 2017

matriarchal

a woman who rules her family or tribe

The leader was a matriarchal. A beastly one at that.

by Morgan tee January 28, 2008

Matric

a South African term used for the last year of High School.

Matric the South African equivalent of 'Year 12' in England or 'Seniors' in the US.

by Yo!_Im4rmAfrica February 10, 2012

Real Madrid

A Football team which was formed in 1902, competing in the Primera Division or 'La Liga'. It has never been relegated from top flight football in their 103 years of playing. It is possibly the greatest football club in the history of the game, or for that matter the most successful club of the 20th Century. The King of Spain "King Alfonso XIII" gave the club the blessing to become "Real" Madrid C.F. Real meaning Royal in Spainish. They have won a combined total of 29 La Liga titles, 9 Champions League Titles, 1 European Super Cup, 3 Intercontinental Cups, 2 UEFA Cups, 17 Copa del Rey Titles and 7 Spainish Super Cups. Since Florentino Perez took over the role as Club President in 2000 he has spended big on buying great players like Zinedine Zidane, Luis Figo, Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, Micheal Owen, David Beckham and just recently buying Robinho from Santos for the next five seasons. In the past two years unfortunately they haven't won any major titles, but with new reinforcements they look better then ever and will prove their worth in the up-coming season.

Real Madrid C.F are the greatest club in the world, i love watching them play it's just amazing! HUGE FAN! NO OTHER CLUB CAN BOAST THE SAME RESPECT AS REAL MADRID C.F

by Ashton Pereira August 26, 2005

Madrid (La Moraleja)

Poshest neighbourhood in Madrid and probably in Spain. Full or rich businessman/woman, celebrities and many spoiled kids driving their new BMW around. Notable schools in the area: ICS ( International College of Spain) which follows the American Curriculum, The Swiss School, Aldeafuente and Aldovea ( right wing, strictly catholic schools) and Runnymede College ( where la crème de la crème of Spanish society attend to get a British education) The Beckhams amongst other celebrities lived in La Moraleja. It's neighbourhood has amazing chalets and houses.

boy 1: I'm going to Barbados and Paris next week
boy 2: where are you from?
boy 1: Madrid (La Moraleja), why?

by Englishexchangestudent March 12, 2011