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masturbation material

A woman or man so hot, you want to masturbate!
"Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin, man, she's good masturbation material. The glasses and all of that, great masturbation material" (said comedian Tracy Morgan, January 27, 2011, during "Inside the NBA" on TNT before the Heat-Knicks game).
by masturbationmaterial.com February 20, 2011
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Material Girl

A girl who want Chanel 9 boots
And all these n-words steady jockin'
'Cause they know she's the truth
by itgirlenergy February 16, 2022
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platonic life mates

Super close platonic friends
who love each other like brother and sister
have alot in common and do everything together
(The guy-girl eqivalnt to hetero life mates)
Shaine and David are always together yet not dating there platonic life mates sorta liek Jay and Silent Bob
by tha infamous nobody December 9, 2008
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serial killer material

A phrase to describe someone with a single awkward mannerism in an otherwise perfect social demeanor.
Steve: You know, Bill is a really nice dude. I can't find one single flaw in the guy's attitude.

Martin: Yeah, but when he held the door for me this morning, he gave me that weird grin of his.

Steve: Oh yeah, he's totally serial killer material.
by TBrownz October 9, 2008
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pizda materina

mothers vagina- yugoslavian swear word
Plaèaj mi 10 èukov! (pay me!)
Idi u pizdo materino! (go to the mothers vagina)
by Mitja Rek July 15, 2003
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Battery Mates

1)What a pitcher and his catcher are referred to in baseball.

2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
1)Mark Buehrle and AJ Pierzynski have been battery mates since 2005.

2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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Matei

Slang with a penis that's anything larger than 9 inches. The term is derived from a viral YouTube co-host who's multiple "bulge" photos make fans believe his penis is abnormally large.
Brice: Hey, man. I accidentally saw you get out of the shower. Nice Matei bro!
Mike: I know.
by Matt Actual December 17, 2015
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