frat mat

A girl who gets laid on by so many frat boys that she becomes one of their mattresses. Short for frat mattress.

Guy 1: I hear that girl's a total frat mat.
Guy 2: Maybe I should go take a swing at her...
Guy 1: Not unless you want hepatitis!

by UMW_Paul March 23, 2008

Crash Mat

Folded up toilet paper carefully placed in the bowl of the toilet in an attempt to reduce splashback. The effectiveness is dependant on the amount of sheets used and the size of the turd or turds. This is especially effective when used for a bout of the runs where splashback is inevitable.

Alan forgot to lay a crash mat and paid the price...serious splashback.

by Crackattack October 13, 2007

fag-mat

a word to describe one of two things: a homosexual male who is in the bottom position being used and abused much like gym equipment. the other use is to describe the surface on which two or more male homos engage in gay play.

wow ferris why do you always choose bottom, dont be such a fag-mat. oh god get the bleach n hose ferris had his buddies over last night; we have to disinfect the fag-mat.

by victor valencort November 29, 2010

Yob Tvoyu Mat

Russian phrase. "One of the words means mother, you do the math." -Robin Williams

Mike McDermott: Feel free to reload at any time.
Teddy KGB: Yob tvoyu mat!

Quotes from Rounders (1998)

by antoni324512 March 1, 2009

AZN Mat

The coolest asian man-child to step foot on US soil. Fresh outta the MiniVan and straight into our hearts.

Jerome: Yo homeboy, is dat AZN Mat????

Jamal: I don't know...I can't see his freshly waxed Eyebrows yet.

by IluvGonads August 5, 2009

laundry mat

a place to transfer illegally obtained money so that it cannot be traced. goes in dirty, comes out clean.

Drug money goes to the laundry mat.

by faxy April 23, 2006

dot mat

when you have a mat with dots in 4 corners and one in the middle and you get the hot girl of your choice to stand in the middle and you and 3 others stand on the 4 dots and do a humping action then jump clockwise and repeat.

See that hot girl over there. id dot mat that.

by zdog0850 December 18, 2009