making a Norbert

disappering for a long time without mentioning a word and then surfacing after a while, acting as if nothing ever happened

"Dude, where is Jane again?" "I don't know, but she is known for making a Norbert every once in a while!"

by Gonanza September 6, 2022

Making the Two-Backed Beast

Having sex.

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."

by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

Mike Macking

Abbreviated form of "Michael McDonald singing" wherein a person sings virtually any song in a style which mocks or immitates the famous crooner, particularly well-suited as a karaoke gimmick.

I Mike Macked Soundgarden's "Burden in My Hand" at karaoke last night and it killed!

I killed time on the drive from Atlanta by Mike Macking the Active Rock radio stations.

by Van Thos December 9, 2012

Pud Mashing

Forcing a flaccid penis into a vagina.

Last night My sick didn’t work so Jessica was in for a night of pud mashing

by Pud masher January 13, 2022

gay keyboard mashing

when someone finds something funny and replies with random keyboard mashing rather than saying lmao or lol to show they're amused
mostly gays, preteens, or tumblr users use this tactic (or sometimes all three)

Gail: yo i fell down the stairs again
Sara: gGgHDGGDHShhhhdgdskskKDH
Gail: what the fuck was that
Sara: gay keyboard mashing
Gail: oh

by Get yeeted on October 15, 2018

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

makin bank

Making a shitload of money. Making money out the ass, like gangbusters, etc.

When i get out of medical school i'll start makin bank.

by Steven17 September 25, 2007