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Mastration

that sweaty odor released from the palm of men's hands when browsing porn.
He rifled through the many porn pages with the thick fragrance of mastration filling the air, it would not be long before his boss caught a whiff of it.
by snuffboxfilms June 29, 2007
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maserati

a mythical cocktail made of unknown, or unknowable ingredients. Ordered by skiers after a day on the slopes. The exotic name evokes the sleek Italian sports car. Saying the name makes you think 'fast' and 'delicious'.
Nobody orders a maserati with a beer chaser.
Come up to my place and I'll make us some maseratis.
by AdamanEve October 11, 2005
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Materazzi

Ma-ter-a-zzi
v., -a-ziied, can be preceded with "Pull a (materazzi)"

1. To lure and provoke into doing a harmful or detrimental act.
2. To entrap.

n.

1. A dispicable and under-handed action resulting in the public punishment or dressing-down of an opponent.
After his opponent had punched him in front of the referee, Andy knew that his materazzi had been successful.
by Jubin K. July 12, 2006
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miserable

adjective. from the french miserable. used to describe a sad, lonely, loser person who has no friends, and even thier dog ran away because they are such a reject.
George 'dubya' Bush is miserable - even a five year old has a higher IQ.

Other miserable people include Suddam Hussain, Osama Bin Laden, child molesters, and Hitler.

Also see sad
by charlottem1 August 5, 2005
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Mrs Miserable Fuck

Some one who is such a miserable bastard who has no friends and only achievment in life is a fur ball!
Some one who does nothing but moan is now a mrs miserable fuck
by Dr Dont Care March 11, 2009
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Maheradillo

A rare species of half human/ half armadillo. typicly big in size. The only known living Maheradillo can be found in central new jersey. you can typicly spot this creature in a rediculos looking yellow pickup truck. His infamous "yeah?" call (emphasis on the question mark)can be heard echoing throughout the jersey shore area. Watch out, Maheradillos are know for stealing food.
kid 1: "Whered my chex mix go?"
kid 2: "It was probly that damn Maheradillo!"
kid 1: "ah shit it probly was"
by racecar69 August 15, 2008
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masterapetion

master-ape-tion

The act of forcing yourself to masterbate against your own will.
I couldn't sleep last night, so i performed masterapetion on myself.
by thee lunchbox September 25, 2011
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