Pop Ma Martini

Grab a 2 liter of code red, open the vagina lips and pour a lil bit in, then have her dance like a gypsy. Then have her open up and enjoy.

Oh Andrew give me a Pop Ma Martini....................PLEASE!

by NightRider January 17, 2008

Apple Martini

A drink that PaCMaN enjoys quite frequently. Also a drink that is known in the gay community, as a drink to give to your partner for a sure bareback session later that night.

1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 part apple juice

Poor all ingredients into a shaker. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.

Hey Earl, what say we both order up some apple martinis, I'm feeling a little frisky tonight ???

by biggamedave November 7, 2008

Shot at Love With Andrew Martini

Future show planned for when Tila gets too old for her show.

Person A: Did you watch Shot at Love With Andrew Martini last night?
Person B: No, who got kicked off?
Person A: He kicked off that fat guy Austin, and that weird girl Allison!
Person B: Thank god! That Austin kid was freaking weird!

by AndrewMartini June 24, 2008

martini glass shape

the horrid shape of women with love handles, a gut, and absolutely no ass; the opposite of the hourglass shape

I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.

by 2014_chiguy December 23, 2007

Dirty Martini

When your balls Dip into the unsavory water of a questionable toilet. Your balls resemble the two olives.

check the water level in your my dude because i just had a seriose dirty martini...god help you if i catch something

by Mr.goodnight May 30, 2018

Dry Martini

The act if performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.

The fish came back to life after the dry martini.

by I'm Athiest March 17, 2008

Martinizing

Adding superfluous layers of complexity to a simple problem rendering it impossible to efficiently resolve the issue.

We had a flat tire and could have been on the road five minutes ago but Carlos just keeps martinizing the problem.

by Carlos125 November 8, 2017