Boston Legal marriage

A non-sexual marital arrangement between two heterosexual ("straight") men

Alan Shore and Denny Crane, characters on the ABC television series "Boston Legal," married each other in the series finale in what could only be called a "Boston Legal marriage."

by Qlark Qriffith December 18, 2008

marcing it

to marc it/ marcing it is to be the ultimate cock block, stopping fellow wigman or friend getting the desired action from a female. doing anything in your power to stop said persons suceeding in grafting.

marcing it- can't believe you just marc'd me. go marc him over there

by vocalism July 25, 2011

sus marriage

sus marriage is when two sus people get married.

do u support sus marriage?

by susmarriageisbad August 8, 2021

marriage

the first and foremost reason for justifiable homicide

Marriage is the only contract that can't be re-negotiated; luckily, it provides a potentially satisfying escape clause (otherwise known as a termination).

by The Justice League February 24, 2007

Lame Sex Marriage

Lame sex marriage is when the sex in your marriage has become rather dull and un-exciting for one reason or another.

I have been married for ten years and now have a lame sex marriage with my husband.

by debbyjoy April 23, 2011

Marking Territory

When you click the "Like" button on every single thing on a person's Facebook profile page in order to give the impression to any outsiders visiting the page that you are in a close relationship with that person, and therefore have a certain degree of ownership over that person, much as a dog urinates all over a particular tree, marking it clearly with its own identity, in order to say to other dogs, "Back the fuck off, this tree is MINE."

So that no eager underclassmen would snatch his prized incoming freshman while he wasn't keeping an eye on her, insecure senior Connor quickly began marking territory all over beautiful, young Nina's Facebook profile, liking everything from statuses to profile pictures to Wall posts. When all the turned-on underclassmen went online to look her up after first seeing her at freshman orientation, they were quickly disappointed, thinking Connor might as well be her boyfriend.

by Metasystem September 16, 2011

Marriage

Marriage isn't a word. It's a sentence.

Marriage is part of the penal code. It's a sacrifice, which is why in the past it used to be done at an altar.

by Lidless November 8, 2009