marijuana

Gods gift to man when times get tuff or you just want to have some fun

God made everything on earth including marijuana so legalize it

by crazycolombian June 24, 2009

marijuana

tasty drug that filters out the bullshit in life and makes you see what really matters.

stoner 1: dude, marijuana is the best
stoner 2: yup

by a blue and lime dog March 13, 2009

marijuana

The dried leaves of the cannabis plant containing the chemical THC which gives the user the feeling of being "high".

"Hey man, let's smoke this 6 gram blunt!"
"aite"
"Damn this is some bomb ass marijuana"
"Wanna save the rest for later?"
"What are you? A pussy? I never quit on a blunt"
"Let's go buy some forties"
"aite"

by derek doom October 19, 2005

marijuana

Weed Reffer Marijuana Herb. Down here we call it that "WOOD"

South Georgia you ain't heard.

Legion of Dank- Shouts to Arni Kit Qazra Herbal Ghost Evil... MIKEY YOUR IN A DICTIONARY!!!

TuPac ain't dead he is stuck in my head.
With the THC.Smoking "WOOD" SIPPING hENNESey!!!

by Qazra Dank June 22, 2004

marijuana

A term borrowed from the Mexican slang word "marihuana" (with silent "h" and originally meaning "a badly rolled cigarette" before becoming more widely applied to female cannabis flowers cured for smoking), popularized in the U.S. by early 20th century news media. Its purpose was to exploit the widespread racist sentiment in the U.S. while distracting people from the fact that "marijuana" was actually the same as cannabis, a fundamentally important crop -- to the end of facilitating cannabis prohibition.

"Marijuana is bad because it's illegal; and illegal because it's bad."

by aBoxOfSigns December 17, 2008

marijuana

NOT A DRUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dad- have you been doin drugs
you- WTF DAD MARIJUANA IS A FUCKING PLANT

by NAILUJ April 2, 2009

marijuana

An illegal drug that turns people into douchebags that do nothing except complain about how they want it legal and about how they think it is "the cure for the world's problem". Users also try to find something bad about those against it.

Dude 1: DUDE! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? MARIJUANA IS NOT ADDICTIVE! $&#@ OFF!

Dude 2: If it wasn't, why won't you quit/

Dude 1: 'CAUSE I LIKE IT! ALSO, I LOOKED UP YOUR BACKGROUND HISTORY AND YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR TAXES ONE TIME!

Dude 2: Why did you go through the trouble to figure that out just to protect an illegal drug?

Dude 1: $@^* OFF!

by BenderRoblox May 5, 2010