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manserpent

The coolest, most holy, most amazing creature. Is one third man, one third serpent, one third man. Manserpents are only male, and have a mating call sounding like "Murrrrrr". The Manserpent dance includes shifting of the shoulders and arms in a rythmatic pattern. Manserpents travel mainly by flopping, through some can fly especially those of the "king man serpent" variety.
Manserpent: murrrrrrr
Other Manserpent: yes.
by Shantiago February 25, 2008
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manger

Ugly woman, spoken in some parts of Wales
Look at that fat manger
Adrienna is a manger
by Pentre July 29, 2003
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Mander

A tactical genius, and a great leader and warrior in battle.
Steve: I'm not so sure about following this guy into battle. I've never even met him before.

Kyle: Oh, relax man, you've got nothing to worry about. This guy's a mander!
by kdAdrian May 15, 2010
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manderbating

A seldom used expression for masturbating without using one's hands. Just a sexual thought in one's mind would constitute as meanderbating, masterbating with one's mind.
He was manderbating in class, because he could not leave to go to the bathroom.
by Steve February 1, 2004
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manswer

A real or desperately invented answer by a man who feels that he must prove his manhood by trying to sound like he knows everything. The manswer is often a serious response to a casual question, to a joke, or to a general comment that requires no answer at all or is not directed toward the man.
She: "I just read that Guatemalan jaguars are attracted to Obsession for Men cologne."

He (driven to give a manswer): "Guatemalan jaguars are the felines closest genetically to cetaceans, so it's obvious that they're attracted to the ambergris in expensive colognes."
by XXvsXY February 24, 2011
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Manjerked

The intense emotional feelings men get when females don’t return to their area of the bar . Applies to multiple social situations involving a man’s procurement and delivery of alcohol to the female. This feeling is usually proceeded after hearing the words “I’ll be right back”
That girl really manjerked you last night. Don't buy her any more drinks.
by Master McBean December 9, 2008
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Bro-mancer

A person who can conroll the hearts and minds of any bro he comes into contact with. This requires the person to have intimate knowledge of the bro code and the inner working of a bros mind. Usualy this individual is a hardcore bro, thus not imune to other bro-mancers. (Not to be confused with bromance)
Dude you are a master bro-mancer. That guy is a bromancer. bromance bromancer bro mancer
by Deoin September 5, 2013
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