Masty

When someone is musty and nasty at the same time.

Ooh Sarah is musty and oh lord George smells nasty. Why is Sarah masty

by Tyvon January 19, 2020

Manstruation

Something that happens every other day, and is NOT the same as menstruation. It is when a man becomes irritable, experiences cramps and bleeds from his willy. As shops do not stock male sanitary products, the man often resorts to using tissues or bits of scrap cloth to absorb the bleeding. Unlike menstruation, manstruation happens every other day and only lasts around 10 hours.

"Woah Mike are you experiencing manstruation? Don't worry I've got some toilet paper in here somewhere."

by raddest_kid_around67 February 5, 2021

masty basty

jerking off in a public setting

Teacher: John, what are you doing?
John: sorry, i was tryna pull a masty basty

by Cherrywastaken August 29, 2022

Manstipator

A bloke (male) who is transitioning to lady (female) or vice verser.

You usually cannot tell what sex the person is.

Hey look over there, a manstipator!

by Roma2005 April 15, 2023

nervous masty

When getting so nervous during masturbation that you defecate or vomit.

He thought he heard his Grandma walk in the room, and ended up having a nervous masty.

by TheDannyDorito June 18, 2018

Northwest Sad Masty

Masterbating and using the oh so present and depressing 9 month marathon of rain in the Pacific Northwest as lubrication.

Northwest Sad Masty's are all I have to look forward to these days since my parents made me move up here.

by Sir Double kicks alot August 2, 2016

manstraction

(n). A distraction that involves a man (either directly or indirectly). Refers to a distraction that is being caused by a man, whether it is intentional or not.

1. Lindsay was trying to study but her boyfriend was a manstraction.

2. There are so many manstractions at the co-ed gym Mary goes to so she always slacks on her workout.

by couscous1280 November 11, 2009