Mandatory Road Head

When going on an elongated excursion with a female riding shotgun it is an obligation to said female that for every two hours of said excursion she preform oral sex upon your member

A: How was the 8 hour drive from Jersey to Maine with your girl?
B: it was great! especially the Mandatory Road Head

by BalerionTBlackDread February 1, 2017

Mandy bear

An Amanda that hibernates, or sleeps for long stretches of time; especially in winter.

“Did you hear Amanda slept all day yesterday?”
“Yeah she was being a real Mandy Bear...”

by Gehdv December 15, 2017

mandylion

A big butted stripper

And now up on stage. Mandylion

by Rat29 July 26, 2018

Mandyfloss

When a male masturbates into a vacuum cleaner (it must have a transparent dust collector, a Dyson is ideal). The combination of male love fluid and dust creates a Mandyfloss.

I was so horny after watching Wall-E that I decided to show my vacuum cleaner a good time and created a Mandyfloss!

by The Urban Taffy August 16, 2018

Mandatory Carry

The theory that, with certain exceptions, everyone should be armed when in public. It is a counter-theory to gun control.
Also written as one word.

Gun control advocates support Mandatory Carry.

by MandatoryCarry January 30, 2019

mandatoptional

When someone tells you a task is optional, but you know you actually are going to have to do it.

I have to work this weekend. My boss told me it’s optional, but I really know it’s mandatoptional. If I don’t go in, I will get fired.

by Major Dad May 6, 2019

Mandy Howard

Literally the best human in this planet. She is sooooooo funny and will randomly sing songs on face time and yell at you if you if you don’t sing along. She is a tick tock gooooood. She will try and teach you the dances but then take up like 99% of the screen. She will let you go on rants and hate everyone you hate even when your being a bitch. She will also FaceTime you when ever. Like literally when ever. Except when “she’s eating fucking dinner”. She is literally so amazing and fun and an icon. If Mandy Howard is your best friend consider yourself very lucky. Also, BACK OF MY BEST FRIEND!

Ilysm Mandy💘💘💘💘💘💘

Person 1- Mandy Howard seems really nice and iconic. I want to be her best friend.

Person 2- Jane is already her best friend.

Person 1- Oh yeah. They are both so iconic.

by yoooooourgirrrrrrrrl March 30, 2019