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Mandarin Surprise

Sexual services of an unspecified nature, usually provided by a paid sex worker. Similar in nature to the designation of "dealer's choice." The purchaser is taking a leap of faith that the "Mandarin Surprise" will be worth the elevated price while simultaneously getting the added benefit of the "thrill of the unknown."

Note: a Mandarin Surprise can be executed by any race of sex worker and is not exclusive to those of Mandarin descent.
Oral is $100, anal is $250 or you can get a "Mandarin Surprise" for $500.
by wvshrk April 14, 2010
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Mandel

A mandel is a fist bump named after Comedian Howie Mandel
I went into to shake the guys hand to congratulate him and he Gave me a Mandel
by Buds Bundy September 14, 2017
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Maderotic

Madam by day, very erotic by night.
Every night I find that woman's knickers in the living room. She is MADEROTIC.
by Lubbins July 31, 2020
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Mandelpraten

A conversation stripped of politeness and superficiality. In essence, getting straight to the point and adressing issues considered taboo or uncomfortable, which ultimately will lead to realisation of the self and openness in society.

English translation - «the almond talk». Originates from the Norwegian expression «to walk around the porridge», similar to «beating around the bush». A Norwegian christmas tradition is to eat rice pudding with one almond hidden in the kettle, the person finding the almond in their bowl wins a marzipan pig. «Mandelpraten» is therefore implying going straight to the juicy part of the conversation, defying the social norms of small talk, bullshit and exaggerated courtesy.
Its time to take mandelpraten with my sister about her excessive weed smoking
by Krabba666 May 29, 2021
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Mandei

pRettY saVage kween but maacm at the same time💅🏻
mandei ba name muh? gunthe mo naman kaso maacm ka
by kween lungs October 19, 2021
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Mandela catalougue

A Analog Horror Series Created By Alex Kister On YouTube
With 3 Main Episodes And A Few Other Small Videos That Are Apart Of The Series
Also is kinda scary
Omg Have You Seen The Mandela Catalougue Yet?
Its Like Really Good!
by .Cosmics July 20, 2022
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Mandarizz

When you're trying to rizz up a Chinese girl using Mandarin only.
Bro: I just got the exchange student's number.
Me: Damn, nigga got that mandarizz!
by nutdevourer January 28, 2023
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