maid fade

when you're checking out of a hotel room and you take a big dump on the way out the door... leaving the smell for the maids
I checked out of the la quinta this morning, but left a righteous maid fade...
by hollyRoxxx December 03, 2021
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Fishy cowboy maid

A fishy cowboy maid is a man woman etc who was born as a southener. The person would work or own a fish shooand talk about wearing a maid outfit often.
Random person 1: Hey you work in a fish shop dont you Raylad
Raylad: *comes out in a maid out fit with cowboy boots and speaks in a southern accent*: yeah why?
Random person 1: Because your a fishy cowboy maid!
by Hiba fucking jiba April 19, 2023
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cat maid

mostly porn drawers find this the hotspot for no reason i mean sure it got a frikin skirt but W H Y
hey you my cat maid?

N O

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by BottomDop April 11, 2022
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maid-ical

raid-ical's alter ego that he will constantly deny.
Albin nuts to maid-ical all day man no cap.
by rot099 April 05, 2021
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noodle-maid

An unethically ambitious person; a servant to power, especially in the political context.
Canada's Prime Minister, noodle-maid to America, hasn't seen a war he won't sign up for to please the Empire.
by I. M. Loos December 10, 2011
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Molly the Maid

look at yanitza cleaning left over cum off the sheets Molly the maid ass bitch
by Snowflake83 November 01, 2022
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Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."
by Privalux April 28, 2024
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