manervinate

The equivalent to masturbate. Said when near other adults or minors.

VERBS: man·er·vi·na·ted, man·er·va·na·ting, man·er·vin·ates

"I manervinate, therefore I am."
"Jay manervinates to Rooby."

by AnonymousFloridian July 2, 2006

magnert

n. Someone--usually female--who continually attracts unwanted/creepy sexual attention and no normal attention. Fusion of pervert and magnet (though reversed).

The person does not necessarily have to be attractive.

"That creepy guy kept commenting on her 'sweet, sweet, sexy' legs that were propped up on the desk. Mary is so unlucky; she's such a magnert."

by orixa April 28, 2010

Magneleration

A slang mathematical word used to decribe the magnitude of an acceleration vector.



Displacement: Position of an object from an Origin (Vector)

Distance: Magnitude of the Displacement Vector



Velocity: Rate of change of Displacement with respect to time (Vector)

Speed: Magnitude of the Velocity Vector



Acceleration: Rate of change of Velocity with respect to time (Vector)



....Magnitude ofacceleration...?

Hence, Magneleration is the magnitude of the acceleration vector

And can be obtained using pythag. on the acceleration vector.

Acceleration = (12t / 16t) ms^-2

At t = 2

Magneleration = Sqrt(((12(2))^2) + ((16(2))^2))

=Sqrt(576+1024)
=Sqrt(1600)
=40 ms^-2

by TheRealPagey February 2, 2009

Mangerbating

Angrily masturbating, masturbating while angry

Noun: mangurbation

Last night I was mangerbating

by Mish da bish May 9, 2014

Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 6, 2021

Magnesium glycinate

Its the legal xanax that you take to chill tf out. Helps you relax, not give a flying fuck, and is an essential mineral.

Noah: Ayo Kareem, you got any mag on you? I’ve been feeling kinda stressed out and anxious lately.

Kareem: Hell yea, pop three of them pills and you will feel like calm buddhist monk.

Dude. Did you see this chad named Lukas who doesn’t like magnesium glycinate?

Yea, that’s why we don’t fuck with him.

by KennyBroflovski February 5, 2022

meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.

I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.

by HillcrestStarbucks April 1, 2008