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John Madden Theory 

Noun; The theory of coming up with countless examples without making it too noticeable in usually a paper or report. Named for the unintentional relevance John Madden uses when spectating football. ² The act of going into another example unintentionally.
The greaks gods of the odyssey were very distinct, You have the four top gods. Poseidon, god of water. He controls the seas and those who rides those seas. The ones who rode these seas and is the most memorable, is Odysseus. Odysseus was a powerful man, coming back from the Trojan war. The Trojan war was a large battle, with the climactic death of achiles...Etc.

² "I just saw my best friend in the park, the park is really nice and beautiful with a lake in the middle, this lake is pretty awesome, ive gone fishing, fishing is pr"- "Dude, stop doing the John Madden theory..."

joel madden 

A wholesome non-whoreish singer who can hit the most amazing notes. Has dated Hilary Duff and Nicole Richie, which is stupid, but is nothing serious. Like black but at the same time looks kind and not emo. I think he's great and I don't give a motherfuck what people say.
Woweeeeee did you go to Good Charlotte's concert?JOEL MADDEN!!!
Yeah I fainted
Why?
Cause it was the best night of my life
joel madden by ihatemichael December 14, 2007

Benji Madden 

The sexiest, best damn guitar player to ever walk this f*ing planet.
Fuck all the adults who think Benji Madden is a bad influence on their kids.

benji and joel madden 

the 2 most talented twins in the world.
they're also hot.
benji and joel madden make me have an orgasm
benji and joel madden by sara March 13, 2005

Joel Madden 

the lead singer of the band good charlotte. he rocks and nobody can say that he doesn't. his brother benji is in his band aswell
interviewer: y r u so cool?
joel: cuz i rock
Joel Madden by stanga_69 August 12, 2005

benji and joel madden 

The most talented twins in the world. They are 2 of the members of Good Charlotte which is the best band EVER! They are the nicest, sweetest, cutest people in the world.
Benji and Joel Madden are the best.