Max Macek

This urban legend is a pole vaulting master, who is rumored to be living in the basement of J.D. Jump. When Mr. Jump was confronted about this rumor, he told the police that it was a false accusation and that they should “skadadle”. Max also had a special relationship to Key Randolph, his former coach for pole vaulting. Max’s killer curves were able to seduce his fellow queers and lead him to being the greatest pole vaulter in history. Though Max has not been seen in years, his life is still appreciated by the St. Christopher’s community as a valiant stallion who was also a cutie patootie. Long live Max!

This girl on my street is so goddamn thick, I thought it was Max Macek!

Max Macek by BeastlyXGamerBro February 25, 2018

War Mace 

An overly large turd with jagged edges. Sometimes comes in multiple parts.

Dude I had a war mace last night. I'll never crap the same.

War Mace by godfrey of the face chain guy October 7, 2011

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia 

On the 17th of September 1918 - the end of World War I. Germany is almost defeated as well as Austro-Hungary. Their ally Bulgaria is standing at the Macedonian front against the vast army of the allies which includes britains french serbians greeks indians australians americans and new zealands total number - 336 000 men with artillery. Against them is standing 9th Pleven Division which consists of 11 000 bulgarian soldiers and 11th Macedonian Division which includes macedonian militia. At the night before the battle the allies fired 370 000 shells including chemical shells. They thought that they destroyed the Bulgarian army but actually they killed only 9 men. In the morning the allied army attacked the Bulgarian possitions. The bulgarians are firing at the britans with 430 machine guns almost no one survives. The greeks also attacked the macedonian possitions but the defenders had flamethrowers and they burned around 10 000 greeks. At the end of the battle the britain army was annihilated - more than 65 000 casualties. It was the biggest military defeat in the whole british war story.

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia by Vladimir Vazov February 13, 2009

The Prince of Macedon 

The Prince of Macedon or (PoM for short) is an Asian Youtuber who posts video blogs and makes commentary videos on gameplay footage that he records on his computer. Many gamers consider him to be one of the pioneers of video-game commentary videos but he is also widely thought to be over-rated.

G: Dude The Prince of Macedon has 32 fucking thousand subscribers on Youtube!

P: I know... that guy is such a douche... I wonder why!

The Prince of Macedon by smh070164 December 26, 2010

Lady Macbeth

What you call someone when they constantly wash their hands.

Kayleigh - *Washes hands for 50th time in 4 hours*
Me - "Woah! Lady Macbeth, get out the sink!"

Lady Macbeth by DEllis July 30, 2008

Maciek 

Maciek is a Polish person. Its always his fault no matter what happens!

Person 1: I lost the match
Person 2: It's Maciek's Fault!

Maciek by MacieksFault February 22, 2018

macbeth 

Macbeth is a character in the Shakespear play Macbeth. He is the most pussy whipped guy in history. Biggest example of being under the thumb.

"damn that macbeth was one whipped biatch. He killed a king coz his wife told him to"

macbeth by Your name here! dude!! August 3, 2006