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Wagwan Maciek
Maciek by Bruvwagwan March 25, 2021
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A polish man that lives in England with no passport!
Hi Maciek where is your passport.
maciek by ghhhhhhhp June 7, 2014
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Maciek is a Polish person. Its always his fault no matter what happens!
Person 1: I lost the match
Person 2: It's Maciek's Fault!
Maciek by MacieksFault February 22, 2018
Maciek refers to a man with great wealth and a huge peen. He usually sits at creative and cranks 90's and no one can beat him in 1vs1 GG's only.
Did u see Maciek crank them fast 90's
- Ye man hes cracked Bruv GG's Only
Maciek by 90 Cranker August 18, 2019
Personification of goodness and love. He is your very best intelligent and super supportive friend. Also he is always the one who will bring Good news to you. Wheater it’s Gospel or pizza - he is the the one to have around your life.

He also hates Stalin and loves dogs!
I miss Maciek in my life… where can I find him? Have you checked in @lifechurchwarsaw maybe?
Maciek by WowzerBoi November 22, 2021

maciek's girlfriend 

when that one annoying classmate won't stop talking about his girlfriend.
Hey did you know Maciek has a girlfriend?
Yes you've told me about maciek's girlfriend like 15 times today
maciek's girlfriend by macieklover221 November 26, 2020

Mariekondo 

The Japanese sensation of tidying and decluttering that’s sweeping the world. To Mariekondo is to lay everything out, thanking items for their service, discarding most of the stuff and then organizing the remaining ones.
I finally made my boyfriend mariekondo his junk in my bedroom!
Mariekondo by Cahoodle January 23, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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