Malchowing

The art of simply vanishing from your place of emploment without informing a soul where you're going or what you're doing.

"Hey where did Josh go?"

"He must be Malchowing again."

by The Grand master Funk October 23, 2012

machochist

Usually beefy gymgoers that yell 'motivational' phrases at themselves, as they overexert themselves for a 'perfect' bod. Never skipping legday, never going easy on themselves.

Glenn is such a machochist, he's always at the gym, yelling at himself in front of a mirror going like, "FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN. FEEL THE BUUURN! "
He's got hella pecs tho.

by ChickenAtHeart February 2, 2016

Machoogiechoogie

Mollie

Wow Mollie is such a sweet machoogiechoogie

by chickenfingernuggets December 19, 2018

Macrowave

A macintosh computer that will cook itself after realising it's not running windows OS.

Guy 1: hey isn't that your computer steaming?

Guy 2: nah, it's a macrowave.

by DanlikesLaura June 18, 2009

Macho Mug

a drinking game.
what you need;
a large bottle/pitcher
beer or any kind of alcohol and mixers
people

fill the bottle up with beer (or equal parts alcohol and mixer) and pass the bottle around singing ;

"macho macho mug! (insert name here) is gonna chug the macho mug!"

OR
"macho macho bottle! (insert name here) is gonna throttle the macho bottle!"

pass around until the whole thing is gone (:

Macho Macho Mug! Jen is gonna chug the macho mug!

by yeahthatperson May 17, 2011

machew

skoal smokeless tabacco none of that bitch ass copenhagen

Cigarettes are for pussy's where's machew?

by dykeassbitch February 18, 2003

Macho

Description of someone manly, specifically someone who ignores or endures discomfort to maintain the appearance of manliness.

The height of macho is jogging home after your own vasectomy.

by HungryNoobivore January 2, 2010