total muppet

An english slang phrase meaning someone is completely useless, or has just done something foolish. Often used in a good natured manner.

"I just insulted a policeman, and he jotted down my license plate number."
"You total muppet."

by OverEngineer December 8, 2005

Muppet Fuck

Basically a drop in replacement for the word retard.

That guys such a muppet fuck

by newky2k May 22, 2006

ass muppet

a clueless, bothersome imp of a person

Chris has done so much meth, he's turned into a complete ass muppet. I wish he'd stop.

by Evil Jedi July 20, 2006

filthy muppet

the act of fisting someone elbow deep, thus reducing the subject to muppet status

i gave Ryan's girlfriend the filthy muppet while he was passed out at the party.

by Vulva Hammer September 3, 2010

muppet necking

When you're fingering a girl while she's giving you a blowjob, mimicking the same motions to make it look like she's your hand puppet.

She was using her tonsils like a back brace for my dick, when i stuck a finger into her to liven the mood. Once knuckle deep, she thought "C is for Cock" instead of Cookie. Her eager skill as a muppet necking local made me proud to help out. Good thing she already lived in a trash can. Condoms are overrated, Haiti is overrated now, and rashes are for everyone else.

by Nsla July 3, 2016

Muppy

1. A large, explosive shit, usually brought on by eating dominos pizza or drinking beer.

2. The act of taking a large explosive shit

Wow Kevin! I can’t believe you ate so much food, you are probably going to have a great muppy later on.

by Kanyewhizzle February 14, 2021

pube muppet

The hottest most sexual muppet of them all... Kermitt.... Also it can be a badass mother with a huge dangly cock.

Yo, that kermit wang is WACK??

Fuck me hard u pube muppet.

by Lisa January 25, 2005