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Moop

Verb; meaning the act of spreading marmalade onto a given surface in an attempt to create a deliberately underwhelming form of lubricant. Can be problematic with open wounds.
“Durex pleasure gel was too expensive so I decided to moop her anus with some of Seville’s finest apricot conserve
by Bwachacha June 2, 2019
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Moop

Well I came out here this morning and the first thing that came to my mind was to sit down on my moop
by Dally-ballbags November 8, 2018
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moop

To Mop the floor but in a "Moopy" way
by totallynotCIA June 2, 2021
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Moop

A depressed or grumpy-looking cat
"What a sad moop you are! Has no one fed you any kitty food today?"
by Djedra August 28, 2022
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Moop

Like Oof but with more meep
My mum just died
“Moop”
“Moop”
by Meeeeepmooooop December 19, 2019
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Meeple-moop

Meeple-moop
(noun / verb / interdimensional hiccup)

1. A noise your soul makes when reality drops its spaghetti.

2. The unholy lovechild of confusion, comedy, and “why is this happening.”

3. A placeholder for events too cursed to describe in mortal tongue—like your console speaking Latin, a fog cashier asking for expired Tesco coupons, or Comrade Dean melting “for sience bitch!"
“My Xbox tried to remaster itself with AI and summoned a shrimp demon. Meeple-moop.”

“Ellis: Nick, your mom’s car just hit a Tank.” / “Nick: That’s pure Meeple-moop.”

Portuguese Coast Guard: Why is there a submarine under our ship blasting sonar memes?” / “Dean: Meeple-moop.”
by Ben Dover the nine hundredth August 18, 2025
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moop scoop

An expression or phrase that you say when you have the strong urge to poop.
“Moop scoop!” Ronald screamed as he dashed down the hallway to the bathroom.
by Hal Squirt October 22, 2020
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