mlep

When a cat sticks it's tongue out and starts licking the air or water over and over

I saw the cat mlepping at me

by Lemmesmash July 5, 2017

MLID

the acronym for
My. Life. Is. Desi.

used to emphasize uncanny situations which don't happen naturally outside of desi culture and when viewed in retrospective by ABCDs or FOBs, they realize that it's not possible to get away from their desi heritage

A strong sign of MLID-ness is when urdu and english words are used in the same sentence together.

"Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID"

"Today, I took my Mom to this nice Mexican restaurant. As soon as my Mom got his burrito, my Mom starts up. "This is nothing but some roti, tamaatar, kheera, dhaniya and chicken...you paid $20 for this?! Come home, I'll make it for you for free." My Mom was saying this to some gori 2 tables over,MLID"

by umreekan June 15, 2009

MLAR

acronym for "much love and respect" commonly used phrase among gamers and gamer "families" in their contact with allied "families" and friends

I'm leaving to go to class. MLAR zero tolerance family!

by houseoftherisingdon May 2, 2010

MLIJB

'My Life is Justin Beiber'. It's a website for insane Justin Beiber fans.

Insane JB-fan: "JUSTTTTTTTTTTINNNNNNNNNNN BEEEEEEIBBBBERRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" MLIJB

Normal person: CALM DOWN. NOW. OR THIS PIPE'S GOING IN YOUR FACE.

by crotchetyteenager November 26, 2010

F.M.L.H.I.T.A

fuck my life hard in the ass

This is my second DUI, F.M.L.H.I.T.A.

by Cristi_Cream November 15, 2010

MLIBA

acronym: My Life Is Below Average
This acronym, like FML and MLIA must ALWAYS go at the end of a sentence.

1. WTF I farted in class, MLIBA.
2. Today, I woke up and looked at myself in the mirror. MLIBA.
3. All I did today was community service, homework, and work. MLIBA.

by nnykaza September 13, 2009

MLIJB

A vain attempt to counter the destructive forces of the internet against Justin Bieber; A cheap knockoff of MLIA that will never become popular; A website you join when you are admitting you need psychological help.

Congratulations on becoming a member of MLIJB, you just turned 97% of the population against you.

by TheCovertAgent December 15, 2010