The Lovin' Mitt

Have your girl put on a glove (latex, rubber, oven mitt...whatever you have around). The girl will shove her hand up your ass with the glove on. Pull out glove covered in shit. Have the girl jerk you off with the shitty glove. Blow your load in the girls nose. The girl snorts the cumshot up her nose and spits it out onto the glove. Slap the girl with the glove and shout "poopy glove love!"

"Hey want to try The Lovin' Mitt, bitch?"

"Sure, that's legit shit"

by Super Duper Tim February 16, 2008

Hypo-Mitt

A term used to describe Mitt Romney in the event that he is being a hypocrite or acting hypocritically.

"Hypo-Mitt attacked his opponent in 2002 for failing to release her husband's tax returns but now is refusing to release his own."

by lifesamountain,notabeach July 22, 2012

murder mitt

Noun
Slang for a cat’s paws that have especially sharp claws.

Why do you have band-aids on your hands?
I was getting fresh with Coco Chirp and she clawed me with her murder mitts.

by Jeromejello June 5, 2020

Darting Mitt

Darting mitt means to have sex with a woman

hey babcock i was darting mitt all night with these 2 chicks. and there parents walked in

by o0otopdogo0o February 21, 2011

knuckleball mitt

a large vagina with bulbous, darkened labia.

Wakefield was pitching for the Sox today and the knuckleball mitt Mirabelli was using to catch him reminded me of your mother's vagina.

by c. friday April 7, 2005

Hot Mitt

When one ejaculates into a plastic glove, prior to pouring candle wax- into said glove. This action is then followed by stretching this glove onto the head of submissive.

I love when Zac hot mitts me.

Bro, I hot mitted the shit out of Maya last night.

by sexCrave69 October 5, 2016

clitt mitt

a term used to insult people

washing up liquid on the end of a mitten used to clean the vagina

ah stfu u clitt mitt

by -[NM]-Raziel February 24, 2005