by Bagho s September 25, 2016
Get the Miltanked mug.Milton is a small town in Massachusetts. It's divided into two sides: East and West. Middle school boys are constantly arguing over whether "East is beast" or "West is best".
You'll find your stereotypical nice homes and families in East Milton. West Milton residents often call East Milton residents snobby but thats not completely true. Emil, just another slang term for East Milton, is filled with complete studs and the easiest girls. Because none of these people have ever heard of a house party, they hit up the Woods. As usual the cops show up and some of them get arrested, but this doesn't stop them. They're also known for the dumbest slang in all of Massachusetts. Overall, they know how to party but a ton of them are dumb as bricks.
You'll find your stereotypical nice homes and families in East Milton. West Milton residents often call East Milton residents snobby but thats not completely true. Emil, just another slang term for East Milton, is filled with complete studs and the easiest girls. Because none of these people have ever heard of a house party, they hit up the Woods. As usual the cops show up and some of them get arrested, but this doesn't stop them. They're also known for the dumbest slang in all of Massachusetts. Overall, they know how to party but a ton of them are dumb as bricks.
Dude 1: "Yo, man, today Chad got blown by Stacy and Lindsay in the bathroom"
Dude 2: "Haha, anyways you coming to the woods tonight?"
Dude 1: "Totally dude, this is East Milton! What else would we do on a Friday night?"
Dude 2: "Haha, anyways you coming to the woods tonight?"
Dude 1: "Totally dude, this is East Milton! What else would we do on a Friday night?"
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A total D-bag, a name that you use so that you can make fun of some one right in front of them with out them know who your are talking about
by wamoom December 24, 2008
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Not a MILF but along the same lines. Basically a one night stand with someone you never want to come into contact with ever again. Works well when depressed or drunk.
Not a MILF but along the same lines. Basically a one night stand with someone you never want to come into contact with ever again. Works well when depressed or drunk.
by HaTeRgAsM April 3, 2010
Get the MILTSWANCA mug.Mewton, Big Tree, or Wu Da Shu. Being 6'2", he is the true tree of all mankind and the co-founder of xiao mao. Milton has "the darkest black hair" she's ever seen, exclaimed one random lady.
by hamtaro April 22, 2005
Get the milton wu mug.Stuped ass school in a stuped town..everyone is ehter a stoner or a drunk or a whore (or all 3) and the defenition about AbT and her "crew" isnt true @ all
by sweet dude February 15, 2005
Get the milton high mug.the act of resting a flaccid penis on the buttcheeks while waiting for it to get hard enough to have doggy style sex. in other words,making the dick cozy on the nice round buttcheeks of a fine girl,thereby stimulating it enough to have some sex.
i did hella speed before i fucked this girl,and i had speed dick. so i just got behind her,pulled a cozy milton,and BAM,shit was on yo!!
by jb/bobov November 5, 2007
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