Overly Sensitive Military Wife

See also "Dependopotomus." An Overly Sensitive Military Wife (OSMW) are just that: Overly Sensitive Military Wives. Typically, before their marriage to a service member, they have spent months scoping the pool for potential candidates. When she finds one fit for breeding, the OSMW pounces. Once married, she devours the military life. She will tell you how terrible and lonely it is being married to a service member, get a tattoo in his honor, be jobless, and enjoy the daily Hostess fatty cakes while sitting at home on Facebook.
Not to be confused with a Dependopotomus, although remarkably similar and typically concurrent-- they are, in fact, two seperate classifications. The OSMW may have, at some point or another in her marriage, had a job.

An OSMW can make drama over anything. ANYTHING. Go ahead and ask her about her endeavours as a small business owner ranging from Avon Representative, Mary Kay Independent Consultant, Passion Parties, Scentsy, or making of "brag bags."

Did you see that Overly Sensitive Military Wife punch out the 4 year old kid at the commissary for the last box of Twinkies? She moves like a Dependopotomus!

by TwinksNHohos January 11, 2012

MISFITS

AN awesome horror-punk band who gave the punk scene many a good song. Everyone is allowed to their own opinions, but the previous poster is a TROLL and must be slapped with a chicken.

The Misfits pwn j00.

by Kaladbolg June 29, 2003

milfita

Mother I'd Like to Fuck in the Ass.

Shit, Heather Locklear is a Milfita.

by Fuck Off July 26, 2004

military draft

The forced induction of a person into the armed forces. In the USA, this typically applies only to healthy young heterosexual males with low lottery numbers, non-exempt religions & poor political connections. Proponents of the draft cite advantages over a voluntary army: lower cost, ethnic diversity (but not gender), greater governmental reluctance to enter wars. These claims have yet to be documented however. Both Republicans & Democrats are split on this issue & will generally let public opinion guide them. Libertarians oppose the draft as mere time-share slavery, & lacking any of the claimed benefits.

The military draft appears to violate the US Constitution's prohibition against involuntary servitude.

by Tom Stockton December 14, 2006

Military Veteran

a man or woman who has dedicated a portion of their life to serving in the U.S. military. These individuals are well known to be a special kind of brave, courageous, and strong. They are people who every American owes their life and their freedom to.

They served in the Marine Corps during the Iraq War - they are military veterans.

by lbh2010 November 12, 2010

the misfits

Best fucking band of all time. Never Really had a specific genre, its like punk, metal... its better than sex, whatever it is. Lead singer Danzig is a fucking god. He left the misfits and went solo, which really sucks. Now the new misfits are still around... i think with marky ramone? oh well, misfits, one of the best bands of all time, Danzig's solo music is different, but still awesome.

1. Some guy: I LORB METALLICA REWR GRGRGRGRGRGRRRR THEY AR SOOO HAERDCOER.!!11!
Me: You know, the Misfits inspired them.
Some Guy: WHO?!!11?/1/1?11

2. Listen to these Misfits songs:
Halloween
Children in Heat
Attitude
Rat Fink
Braineaters... The list goes on.

And for Danzig's solo music listen to
Mother
Snakes of Christ
Devil's Plaything...

by wewtage. April 13, 2005

Militza

Militza is a nice, beautiful girl. She loves her friends but also loves playing around with them in a mean way as well. She will be mean if she has to and she can sometimes make a deal and not do it. Overall, she is chill, funny, smart, pretty and the perfect friend.

Wow! I need myself a Militza to make me laugh!

by Shelduba May 23, 2019