MILF 

A sexy mom!

Hiiro: hey, Aro.. look at that MILF

Aro: Hiiro, don't call that lady that word!

MILF by Blackpeacock10000 July 29, 2020

MILF 

Mom I'd Love to Fuck- Middle aged woman, married, who is a Mom. She is sexy and always gets comments from neighbors and strangers about what a great fuck she would be and how you want to cuckold her husband and have sex with her. Her son is flattered when he hears these compliments about his mom.

I have heard from my friends and neighbor that my wonderful and loving Mom, Maureen, is a MILF. I am so proud to be her son.

MILF by JoeSon4 September 11, 2020

milf 

someone who radiates attractive mom energy

"Jiu from Dreamcatcher is such a milf."

milf by sua's servant March 12, 2021

Milf 

The word “Milf” means Man, I Love Frogs

“Look how cute this frog is.”

“Milf!”
——————
“Aww look it’s a frog!”

“Milf!!”

“Same!”

Milf by ArcticFrog March 1, 2023

Milf 

Any female over the age of 25 who, A) Has at some point in time achieved at least an 8.5 on the Scale of Relative Attractiveness (SRA). And who B) Has a SADR (Sexual Attractiveness Depreciation Rate) significantly lower than the average SADR at -.33 sexograms bi-annually. (Must be -.125 or less.)

Dude, she's like 42 and still looks like a babe. Total Milf!

Milf by ClothyMonster May 15, 2011

milf 

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Dipshit: "Dude, look at that chick. She's a straight up MILF!"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."

Dipshit:"Why the hell do you think I said 'MILF'?"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "I'm fuckin' done bro.

milf by XenoFoxOfficial August 8, 2016

MILF 

man I love frogs

A: do you love frogs?
B: MILF.

MILF by idk i just want to write sum March 14, 2021