Monday Morning Meningitis

The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.

All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.

Boy: Haha. Rough night?
Boy 2: Yh, total case of monday morning meningitis.

by Mr. Jacck February 20, 2011

Meing

A South-West Australian slang pronouncination for 'Man', used by many racial groups such as Indigenous Australians, White Australians, Englishmen, the Dutch, Sri Lankans, Croatians, Filipinos and Romanians. It is said in a quick pace and high pitched tone.

This word has no known relation with Estrella Meing, or the mental institution known as MEING.

"Hey meing! Where'd you find that bottle cap I want to add that to my collection!"

by Brian R.Turner September 26, 2006

Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie

To create a Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie, first take a pie tin, and shit in it. Pat the shit down as the crust. In a seperate bowl, piss in the bowl and add sugar so it becomes a thick liquid. Place the liquid over the shit in the pie tin. Cum all over the top, and cook it in the oven, before cutting in and eating it.

My friend had this really wierd fetish and decided to make a rotten lemon meringue pie. Gross!

by Master Dan April 13, 2007

meowing at the carpet

Term to describe the action of a cat horking up a hairball or other similar vomitous activity.

"Is your cat having a siezure?" "Nah, he's just meowing at the carpet. Don't step in it!"

by gadjitfreek July 18, 2006

mowing my lawn

It means basically the same as getting up in someone's grill, bugging them, eating their eats or invading their privacy

"Yo man stop getting up in my grill, mowing my lawn"

by mur11 July 29, 2006

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

by beanwrangler December 11, 2011

mowing the lawn

See: deepthroat.

When a girl takes your cock all the way into her throat, and tries shave your pubic hair with her teeth.

John: I heard heather can deepthroat like Jenna Jameson.

Tom: Yeah, she mowed my lawn last night.

by Anti January 12, 2005