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The Gogurt Method

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.
Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.
by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019
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stamp method

the lick and stick or you eat her pussie and then u fuck her or visa versa
Person one: Little Johny used the stamp method on Sally!
Person two: Its about time that boy got some pussy
by Dom December 20, 2004
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Middlemass method

The “middlemass” method is a method of using only curry sauce harvested from your local chines as your anal lubricant. side affects of the middlemass method are as follows : Ring sting, Balls of fire and extreme anal pain
“Me and my girlfriend totally did the middlemass method last night
by Dshep2105 October 16, 2020
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The Linus Method

When a wants a song that nobody else would want he posts in announcements mentioning that the song is a once in a lifetime opportunity for a group buy. He then promotes the song as “insane” and when nobody likes the song after it leaks he gets upset because it’s ass.**
I got this new song but don’t know how to push people I got to use “The Linus Method”
by Opmdog1629 October 1, 2023
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the balloon method

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.
john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere
by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011
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Psyops Method

A method in which you have one of your friends vouch for you in a discord server in order to get a staff position and then hollywood everyone you know, grow a huge ego, and treat your discord mod position like a real job.
Jordan: I’m about to do the Psyops Method to get mod in Carti Hub

Blast: No one cares.
by JayFromTheKubScoutz August 30, 2023
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method head

Someone who is so addicted to performing the steps of any process so precisely and in the right order that it is likely more unhealthy than methamphetamine itself.
He is such a method head he cant accomplish the simplest of tasks without stressing out everyone involved.
by timeformetoflyeeeeI November 21, 2013
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