Meaty mouth

When someone has a lot of excuses

Person: hey I can’t fit all of this my jaw is going to hurt.

Response : quit being a meaty mouth and shove it in there

by D33pthr0@t69lol February 2, 2024

Meaty thunder stick

Synonym of penis.

"Did Michael Jackson bleach his meaty thunder stick too?"

by RatWithHat June 8, 2024

Meaty Macro

A modest man whose generosity and kindness are overshadowed by the focus on his impressive physical endowment, rather than the depth of his character and warmth.

SHOW US YOUR MEATY MACRO COCK OR YOURE GAY!!"

by iNeedMyWeed420 September 9, 2024

Meaty Gonzalez

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.

Tony made me very angry last night, so I gave him a meaty gonzalez.

by Captain Cid January 31, 2025

Meaty Starfish

1. A virtual fast food restaurant ran by buffoons (Neebs Gaming)
2. An asshole

welcome to the Meaty Starfish, let us put our meat in your mouth

by coolpotatoe724 February 24, 2025

Meaty head

A guy wearing one of those meaty netted American baseball caps which makes the back of his head look like a meaty pumpkin. Normally you can find a meaty head cycling down the side of meadow gardens at around 9:30 pm.

Dammnnn there's meaty head ja trying to hide behind a car at the side of meadow gardens looking like a plucked chicken

by Meaty ja July 23, 2025

Mr. Meaty

Without question, the most fucked up chuck of nightmare fuel Nickelodeon has ever aired, words can not describe the disturbing nature and content of this "cartoon", a word of warning if you look it up online, make sure you set up an therapy appointment in advance, YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.......

Kyle: Hmm, there's a show called Mr. Meaty on next, I'll check it out
*2 hours later*
Kyle's Brother: Kyle!? Are you okay!?
Kyle: *rocking back and forth in the fetal position with a look of horror on his face*

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018