Matt

A Canadian blonde, playa', white washed. Too many girlfriends.

Person A: Dude you're such a matt!
Person B: I've only had 4 girlfriends!

by lordygaga March 17, 2011

matt

someone who says your their best friend, but makes you feel bad more than good. he gets mad at you for lying and making him cry, then makes you cry because of it. what a great guy.

matt says he's just kidding, but he really makes me cry.

by laker123 December 13, 2009

Matt

Used to refer to somebody who says they'll be there for you no matter what but turns back on his word. Syn: hypocrite, bad friend.

"I'll always stay your friend, even through the tough times"

"You're being such a Matt"

by ladeedas December 9, 2007

Matt

Probably the sexiest person you will ever meet that every one loves because she is the coolist person in the world

Girl 1: OMG! who's that?
Girl 2: Oh, that 's just my boyfriend, Matt.

by Conly O' Hara December 10, 2012

Matt

Matt is a natural stud muffin, Tank, and tends to fart in class... ALOT! Matt is the type of person everyone loves, he's also known to be very tall skinny and a Huge Giants fan. He'll scratch his back alot in class, most likely make the football team for his school and his first car will deffinetly be a blue Mustang GT. Matt goes by the motto "Stay Frosty!" He's also very into girls and instantly goes crazy for all the girls in school. What can we say? Matt is a Tank!

"What's that smell?! I think someone just pulled a matt."

"Man your cool! Your just like matt!"

by Godofwords555 October 2, 2013

Matt

Matt is the kind of guy who as a wonderful girl friend. However, when she goes off to college he gets with as many girls as he can. in other words a complete jerk! who doesnt deserve to have a girl friend or get any at all!

Person #1.)hey have you seen matt?
Person #2.) Nah man, hes probably cheating on his amazing girlfriend with some sophmores.

by Mathew Perryman May 21, 2008

matt

1.) An offensive term used by women to describe extremely small male genetalia.

2.) a man which appears to have little or no genitalia. (may or may not be a deformation.)

3.) A squirrels penis.

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1.) Jill: soo, how was he?
Ann: ...:( i dont want to talk about it.. he pulled out his matt....

2.) Doc: i recomend any surgery possible to enlarge this matt...

3.) ann: how cute... look at that squirrels little matt...

by eric lutherson December 15, 2007