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melanie martinez

an amazing person who sings about really deep things. also my favorite artist. a bitch named timothy heller accused her of rape but it was a fake accusation for clout. watch k-12 you cowards
"omg i loved k-12! what an amazing movie! melanie martinez is so cool i love her"
by STREAM FANCY BY TWICE September 10, 2019
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melanie mARTinez

An actual GODDESS. The best at everything. Gorgeus. The most beautiful human in the world.
"Have you heard of Melanie Martinez?"
"WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT, SHE'S A GODDESS!"
by crybabyzz November 5, 2020
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Martinez

Martinez, California is a small town in Northern California. Obviously. Its the heart of "antiques and tweaks." Because downtown Martinez is just filled with old antique stores. So you see how much fun Martinez is? And tweaks because the hobos are so famous you know their names. Example: Ulla. We have one highschool called Alhambra Senior High. If you live here, your parents and their parents and their parents went there. One middle school and 4 elementarys. This town is very into tradition as well. "GO DOGS!". Everyone here takes pride in the good ole' American Football Games. We have a marina too. Martinez also has the nicknames/ abreviations: refinery town, dtm, or mtz. The typical kids you see here are football jocks.cheerleaders. anime weirdos. stoners. ghetto gangster gather kids or better yet wanksters ahaha.
"Hey did you see Ulla the other day?"

"Meet me dtm."

"Martinez the town of antiques and tweaks"
by Taylor Momson October 16, 2009
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Marionette

A booger that is dangling on a stray nose hair so it looks as if it is floating in your nostril, moving with every breath.
I let my cousin Rich know that he had a marionette before he had to give the toast at Beth's wedding.
by CocoSantango August 17, 2010
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Joe Martinek

Wow, he is such a Joe Martinek.
by PhoneOCD October 15, 2011
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Marcus Martinez

A hot sexy boy that once you lay your eyes upon, you'll never look at another boy again. (Even some boys look at him in jealousy).
OMFG, MARCUS MARTINEZ IS SO FIT. I WANT HIM IN ME!!
by bigdaddydick17 July 19, 2017
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daniel martinez

Omg I wish I was with Daniel Martinez
by ima nigga with a rocketlaucher January 20, 2018
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