Lung Attack

When someone's laughing so hard they shut their eyes and have a hard time breathing and they literally drop on the floor and have a sore mouth from wheezing too much 10 minutes later.

Person 1: *Wheezes from an unfunny joke they heard one hour ago*
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.

by A Really Normal Person April 11, 2023

Cum Lung

Cum Lung is basically pneumonia but instead of water it’s fucking cum

Holy shit Jenny has cum lung

by CumK1ng May 8, 2020

Lung Puke

A clear phlegmy substance that one cough's up ranging in size from aprox. 200ml-350ml. Usually begins with a sudden fit of coughing/choking/gagging.

"Ah, man I just had the nasitiest lung puke after smoking that bong."

by G-dizzzle fo shizzle nizzle February 14, 2007

lung lumps

A slang term used to describe or refer to women's breasts.

"You seen that new intern yet? She has a nice set of lung lumps!"

by dale crashardt October 2, 2011

Spunk Lungs

The unfortunate aftermath of smoking marijuana laced with the ejaculate of the homeless.

Yo man, I got some o dat icky sticky, but ended up wakin up with spunk lungs.

by Sticky Licky Bumbum April 21, 2011

left lunged

a condition that really cute people have

did you hear about her, she's left lunged

by supercoolperson12433 July 27, 2021

Dutch lung

When you rip ass into someones cpap machine
Causing them to violently gag themselves awake.

A.my roomate was bein an asshole so i woke him up with the dutch lung
B.dude thats fuckin awesome!

by Pooneater900p February 17, 2022