school lunch

One of the most disguisting food in the world. It consits of cold burgers, burnt vegeatbles, cold over cooked pizza, and cold food.

Tim got sick for eating school lunch and decided to sue the school board.

by punchie-247 July 19, 2009

cut lunch

verb to do; to cut someone's lunch

to take a girl away from a person

<guy1> she's aight hey
<guy2> yeah i'm gonna pick her up
<guy1> don't cut my lunch man

by SiK`kUnt August 10, 2003

Dick Lunch

Performing the act of falatio as a substitute for the mid-day meal of lunch.

A: Would you like half of this sandwich?

B: No thanks pal, I had myself a dick lunch about an hour ago.

or: 'I could murder a KFC right now, but I'm trying to shed a few pounds - might go for a dick lunch instead.

by gobroncos October 31, 2011

Siberian Sack Lunch

Can only be performed when it is very cold. A man's ball sac must be cold and pulled up very tightly. A girl then puts the man's balls in her mouth and sucks them until they are warm enough that they become very saggy again. The girl cannot take the balls out of her mouth until they are completely saggy, otherwise it is not a true Siberian Sack Lunch.

After we went snowboarding all day, I gave my girlfriend a nice Siberian Sack Lunch.

by KenyanSlumberParty February 20, 2009

lunch brain

What happens when you've had so many carbs for lunch (or not) that you can no longer function properly.

I'm sorry I forgot (insert the stupid thing that you did that you are apologizing for here). I had lunch brain.

by Sue Bell January 13, 2009

Lunch Nazi

Someone (commonly in the group of people you usually go to lunch with) who dictates the time at which lunch is taken.

Steve is such a Lunch Nazi! He won't let us go to lunch until 11:30... What an ass!

by DR. CAUSE June 24, 2009

Lunch Inspector

A term for the male reproductive organ (penis)

Open your legs sweet cheeks, you've got a meeting with the Lunch Inspector

by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009