Newfie Lottery

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

by wopalicious July 13, 2009

Leon Lotting it

The act of using someone's indiscretions to gain public notoriety, or to enhance political reputation.
*Leon Lott is the Chief of Police in Columbia, SC. He is infamous for pursuing charges against Micheal Phelps (and eight others) due to Phelps' marijuana bong photo.

Fifth grade teacher's pet Timmy sees Ryan cheating from Jonathan's test. He then Leon Lott's it; getting Ryan suspended from school while embellishing his own reputation as an "exemplary" and "model" student.

Timmy's really Leon Lotting it.

Ryan got Leon Lotted.

You're not gonna Leon Lott me, are you?

by Phichael Melps February 14, 2009

Irish Lottery

Having sex without a condom or other form of birth control.

Colleen and Patrick have been playing the irish lottery and they may have hit the jackpot - she's two weeks late...

by donjuansw August 5, 2008

Lotton

a lotton is when someone has a need for angry sex. a lotton lasts for 2-3 days

"man i have a lotton"
"yeah she had a lotton last night"

by Butt Nigger August 17, 2016

frenchfry lottery

Game best played at McDonald'd drive thru. It is the hope that when waiting in a crazy long line at a drive-thru that isn't moving AT ALL that they'll at least have fresh fries.

Today I was at Micky D's and the line wasn't moving at all. At least I was next in line. Turns out I hit the frenchfry lottery. SCORE!

Today at Burger King the line wrapped all the way around the building. I swear the line wasn't moving at all. I hit the frenchfry lotto, but somehow it still isn't as good as Micky D's.

by H-town91 September 24, 2012

Bra lottery

This term describes a situation when something expected to happens happens with an unexpected level of satisfaction. The term derives from the moment when a man unclips the bra of his partner to see her breasts for the very first time.

I studied a lot before the exam, but the questions were already so easy... I am a winner in the bra lottery.

by ampermetre December 1, 2016

silicon lottery

When the silicon in your CPU/GPU is very high quality and allows you to achieve much higher over clocks than normal

WoW bRo I CaNt bEleiVe yOu gOt 4.5 gh on thaT cPu!. YoU HiT THe sIliCon LOtTeRy!

by FapKingRubHerRaw February 16, 2021