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Loose Pussy Disorder (LPD)

Term referring to any skank, whore, slut, hoochie momma, or any combination thereof that has a loose vagina because she has fucked a godam ridiculous amount of guys.
Natalie: So what did you over summer?
Stephanie: Fucked like 100 guys. Couldn't help myself, I'm a skank at heart.
Some Random Guy: You got that Loose Pussy Disorder (LPD)bitch!!!!!!!
by Green Curry and the Fickler August 3, 2009
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Loose As Octomom

adj. a description of a vagina that is supposedly wider than that of Nadia Sulaimon (octomom) who has had a shitload of children, including birthing octuplets leaving her with a new level of permanent gape.
Man, I knew you got around, but you loose as octomom.
by define it quick May 10, 2009
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loose leaf

(n) An overly promiscuous individual. A more free term for skank, slut, or ho. Durived from the behavior of a piece of paper when thrown in the air, how it moved with no bounds, or control, in a promiscuous way.

(v) Engaging in promiscous or random sexual intercoarse. May or may not be with an unknown partner. Usually, but not always, in a casual sexual encounter. Possibly in-intimate.
"Susie slept with 4 different guys in one night. She is SO loose leaf."

"My boyfriend just got in from Dallas tonight, and I think I may loose leaf with him as soon as he get home."
by Astrodisiac August 13, 2006
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loose

A multi-functional term

1. The state of being intoxicated to the point where one's inhibitions are minimal to non-existant.

2. Any action undertaken whilst in this state can be classified "loose behaviour"

3. The intoxicant itself
1. "Wow man, i just drank 20 beers, im really loose"

2. Action: Dude vacates hot tub, walks into nearby bedroom and urinates on the carpet.

Response of other houseguests: "Dude that was fuckin loose"

3. Dude 1: "Lets go up to the Dan Murphy's and acquire some loose"
Dude 2: "Sounds like a loose idea"
by old man loose March 30, 2009
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Loose Ass

1. Nickname for someone who is gay or is acting extremely gay. Meaning there poop chute is wide open. Loose Asses can often be heard coming by the distinct flapping of their ass cheeks.

2. A girl who gets rammed in her B-hole very often
Yo Wolfgang was eating a banana very sexually today, I bet he's got a loose ass.

I'm bout to get it in tonight, the girl I'm dating is a loose ass
by huskymeat September 13, 2011
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loose butthole

something bad, not good, misleading, unpleasant, or just straight messed up
guy1: i totally broke your bowl(marijuana pipe)

guy2:dude thats loose butthole
by EASTSIDEGSALLDAY June 12, 2011
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Lobses

"I love it!", or possibly "I love you!"

Usually a stand-alone phrase.

Infinitive form being "to lobs", it most commonly appears in its conjugated form.
Roommate: Like, omigaaad! Those shoes are sooo kyooot!

Roommate's friend: Thanks, they're from Urban.

Roommate : Lobses! I just got one of their beltssss...
by Kitka March 30, 2009
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