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Nigger Lobster

While not a rich man, De'Andre lived on the canal, and would faithfully set his traps; his nigger lobster business easily survived Katrina.
by tuftskinstoo January 18, 2015
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Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"
Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.
by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014
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Cock Lobster

1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period
"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"
by Mj May 13, 2005
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lobster pussy

Lobster Pussy is a extremly red pussy that is also infested with crabs. The crabs are so big her pussy resembles a LOBSTER. Extremly Red and with Giant Pinchers. This is usually caused by extreme amounts of tanning and a perfect home for crabs (Ladys please pick through ur pumpkin patch so no self respecting man will have to deal with ur nasty lobster pussy.
Adam: That girl was hagerd as fuck
Drew: Ya I bet she had some of that nasty lobster pussy.
by Andrew Stark, Adam Ruppert April 23, 2006
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Lobster Trap

A "Lobster Trap" refers to a woman frequently infested with "crabs" and other sexually transmitted external parasites. Alternately, it refers to the genital region of a promiscuous and/or unclean female.
You don't want what she got! She ain't nothin' but a lobster trap!

Alternate usage:

I gotta hit that! I don't care if she's packing a lobster trap!
by The Blind Left-Handed Abbot February 12, 2007
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Imperial Lobster

A dish that should be ordered with extreme caution at San Francisco's Lolli's Castagnola seafood resteraunt
"I'll have the Imperial Lobster, please"

"Do you think you're ready to order the Imperial Lobster??"

"Yes..He will aid me while I move my troops north"
by Phazan February 18, 2009
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Lolster

A dumbass loser that prolongs the pronounciation of the word

"heeeeeeey." He also says heeeeey when you turn off your mic. He prank calls your friend and says it's your friends brother. He likes to bother Michael Stafford. He also talks shit to people. He is obsessed with Mexicans and Dun Dorr. Never say something funny to a "Lolster," they will repeat it for days. He likes to drink pop at 5:00 am in the morning. He likes to yell at his siblings. He likes to kick his own ass, as well as giving internal bleeding to his hand by smacking it off of a PS2 Controller. He likes to play Pokemon instead of play with friends. He likes to call people black kids, or thugs, and copy other people. He likes to make Montoges instead of Montages. He likes to like his own post on facebook. He also likes to associate his internet profiles, such as facebook, with Nazi or Germans. He is also known as, "the Lolster kitty," when he prances in Backlot.
Lolster says heeeeeeey every 2.2 seconds.
by LOLSTER KITTY June 18, 2011
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