wizard lizard

When you and your significant other cosplay as lizards during intercorse (also see furry) while casting spells at one another.

I came so hard after Wizard Lizard. Fireball was the money shot.

by BEUTYFLAEKS November 4, 2017

Lizard licker

A phrase you call a fiend addicted to any hard drugs

Ex. Opioids, Promethazine, Codeine, Heroin, Cocaine
All of these give fiends the dry mouth, lizards are dry. Thus, Lizzard Licker

Them boys be on them perky’s and them xannies, they some lizard licker’s !

She looks like she a lizard licker.

by Trey ReasoNz February 12, 2022

Jizz Lizard

When one who is about to recieve jizz in their mouth sticks their tounge out with as much enthusiasm as a lizard using their tounge to feel and see.

"That girl that I slept with last night was such a jizz lizard. She couldn't wait to get my jizz in her mouth."

by Matt McCune March 31, 2008

road lizard

Can refer to any type of lizard that is sunning itself on the hot pavement.

That girl is crazy as a road lizard!

by Altairisfar October 28, 2007

lizard vagina

a person of croatian descent, used in a derogatory manner

Hey Stjepan, go back to Zagreb you lizard vagina!

by wawawawawawawawawawa February 4, 2009

Lizard-happy

That special kind of happy unique to how a lizard feels when they find that one special rock to go sunning on.

That couple is so in love that they're lizard-happy; they just cuddle all day.

by AmadeusMaxwell February 25, 2010

lizard legs

State aquired after drinking loads of Lizard Juice in a bar, when you look up, see where you want to go, get up, find yourself angling forwards, and scurry to your destination in a staight line disregarding any objects or people in your way.

Fuck me, look at the lizard legs on that guy!

by Morgo May 11, 2006