Ligger

Music slang. Origin obscure, but has been in use since the 1970's

A person who blags their way into parties, or back stage at music events just to get free food and drinks, and to bore their friends stupid with stories of 'how they met David Coverdale,' or 'hung out with members of Led Zeppelin.

"I went back stage at the recent Deep Purple gig, but didn't meet the band cos there was 200 other liggers in the way"

by Black Flag June 7, 2007

linner

a meal between lunch and dinner. (very important meal)

what do you want for linner?

by Dr.Krogh April 21, 2008

lingerie

women's underwear and nightclothes. They also use this term in the movie mean girls.

Halloween is the one night a year a girl and dress like a total slut, and nobody can say anything about it. And the hardcore girls, just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears.

by mothafockas July 20, 2008

ligerbeat

1. One of the first porno mags for women that isn't softcore. Contains sexual humor and mostly pics of dicks. Basically an amped up version of Playgirl.

2. A blog that caters to females and contains mostly pics of dicks and jokes about them.

girl1: what the hell is that?

girl2: ligerbeat. it's like playgirl only way more awesome and not all softcore and boring.

girl1: where the hell did u find that?

girl2: ligerbeat.com

by lime green lolly September 19, 2009

langerated

Drunk.
Derived from langer. see that.

He was langerated. Also he was langers.

by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010

Murphy's Lingerie

When you wear a sexy thong/lacy bra/smart pair of boxers through the week in the hope of some action, but the day you finally give up on any semblance of a sex life and wear sensible underwear, some really hot dude/chick shows up at your place.

X: So, How was last night with that hot stranger?

Y: Rough start. I was wearing granny pannies.

X: Ouch. you got Murphy's Lingeried.

by Shitrax January 14, 2010