private life

part of someone's life that is none of your fucking business

Zach having a girl friend is part of his private life and he's not obligated to tell anyone if he doesn't fucking want to.

by adubber July 20, 2012

emo life span

About 18 years

Dave: I've never seen an emo pensioner, I wonder why?
Bob: that's because they all hang themselve before the age of 18. That's an average emo life span

by Kellin.quinns.eyelash June 21, 2017

Love of my life

The person you love with all your heart. The person you would do anything for. The person you are In Love with. The person who takes your breathe away. Your soulmate.

You are the Love of my Life.

by Ladyred196 June 24, 2016

life ain't fair

A phrase which seems to be able to justify any means people may use to fuck you over.

"What the fuck! You fucked my girlfriend, killed my dog, stole my life's savings and burned down my house! I thought you were my friend!"

"Hey, life ain't fair, man."

by FinnishPunk May 23, 2004

Second Life

A virtual world in which a desperately lonely person can adopt an alter ego and live out an utterly pointless existence every bit as mundane as their non-virtual life. The "noughties" version of Dungeons and Dragons but without the trolls and orcs. A baffling and ultimately sad indictment of how people interact today.

Having failed to get a "first" life I think I'll try and make friends in Second Life. (Crushing disappointment follows)

by zippy_uk October 12, 2006

Life of the Party

Someone who knows exactly how to make everyone around the happier.

Lauren and Caroline are the life of the party; they're the best ever.

by sorryunavailabe May 20, 2017

life shaming

When you are shamed for your life decisions. These shames are usually related to your life style, your professional choices, your habits, or your social life. The shaming is usually done by someone who is already settled in life or someone who expects you to already be settled in life.

Example 1:

Single Male: "I can't believe our friend from high school is getting married. He told me after he is getting married that he plans to immediately move to the country so he can start a family."

Friend: "Friend, that is what some people do and is not unusual. I don't mean to be life shaming you, but in five years time he will have a family and you will still be in grad school trying to earn a PhD."

Example 2:

Father: "Why are you still single? Your mother is not getting any younger, and she wants grand kids."

Son: "Thanks for the life shaming, dad."

Example 3:

Mother: "Why are you still single? You are not getting any younger, and I want grand kids."

Daughter: "Thanks for the life shaming, mom."

by HarlemHarrier November 13, 2015